Wednesday, March 14, 2007
been a long while since i last blogged, like say.. 12 days or so?? yah i guess so. well life aint that boring right now cuz i've started working at some factory in a rather secluded spot of boon lay. dont ask me details cuz the job is damn mundane and boring. rather ironic i know but.. never mind that. crapcrapcrap.muse just simply rocks.
this here is dedicated to leslie: please dont see it as me being too harsh to you cuz unless i do it, no one will. its good that you know your own flaws. but hey, no one's perfect so dont worry bout it. :D
they just simply rock my mp3 player.
oh oh i just found out that tamil is written from the right to the left. yanting enlightened me bout that. and i'm gonna be a little racist right now but please no offense to anyone. if they write from right to left, then does that mean that they have to write their essays from the ending to the beginning instead of the other way. get the joke?? now please laugh your ass off. hahaa.
here's some jokes on kids. you wont wanna mess with em.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said."Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"A little fellow shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
now please laugh your ass off once again. hahaa.
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by flamboyance @ Wednesday, March 14, 2007