Friday, June 22, 2007

isn't snoopy nice?? he's one of the few great classics in comics. that an assumption made by me but i really hope that its a fact.

Flight of the Pizza
imagine this scenario. Hilton and her friends had a craving for pizza one fine day. they made their way to a fine italian cafe by the corner and ordered several large pizzas, couple of bowls of mushroom cream and a few slices of garlic bread. they had a wonderful time eating when all of a sudden, someone yelled "Hilton's a bitch" from across the cafe. to her horror, it was Jamie, her rival since young. sore from the insult, Hilton tossed a small slice of bread into Jamie's face. Hilton's friends followed suit, flinging pineapples and pepperoni and slices of pizza. soon, it became a food fight, followed by a melee. Jamie snatched a bowl of soup and drenched Hilton with it, while Jamie's friends took salt, pepper, chillie powder and parmesan cheese and sprinkled over her soupy body. in the midst of the brawl and chaos, an infuriated short Italian chef screams at the top of his voice. the scramble continued.

i'm just too bored.

Kids, if a stranger offers you sweets, dont take it. But if they offer you a slice of pizza, i dont blame you. A saying made by my friend

Anyway, i think that horse-racing is really dumb. they gotta parade the horse then the commentators gives info on the statistics of the horse like the weight gained and other crap. the names of the horse are really dumb too. Happy Feelings and Starbeel are a couple to name. and if you noticed how the jockey urges his horse to gallop faster, he takes that whip-like whip(haha) to whip it in its rear thighs. ouch. imagine you're the horse, how'd you feel?? if i were the horse, i'll go haywire, toss my jockey off and give it a really hard kick in his groin. he'll most likely die. serves him right for whipping me. but i'm not the horse now.

I'm off, tagboard's up again. Love Alm

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by flamboyance @ Friday, June 22, 2007