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2007-07-13T19:47:00.001+08:00

I've Moved

2007-06-29T22:01:00.000+08:00

snoopy's always in bad mood. enjoy.

2007-06-29T19:36:00.000+08:00

i'm having my postponed soccer tournament this sunday. winning isnt really much of a problem for my team with teckloong, yanting and zhili. but hopefully, it doesnt rain again like last sunday. the flooring of the court is horrible though, slippery concrete and the goal mouth is so short. that's a real big factor of disadvantage for my team. oh well, gotta adapt to win. and we better win, if not, travelling down all the way to simei and going back empty handed, such a major disappointment.

i seriously wanna catch Transformers. its so cool but reviews bout it wasnt that too good. it claims that its some flick with metal heads squaring off. but its still cool.

2007-06-28T13:16:00.001+08:00

2007-06-22T19:10:00.000+08:00

isn't snoopy nice?? he's one of the few great classics in comics. that an assumption made by me but i really hope that its a fact.

Flight of the Pizza
imagine this scenario. Hilton and her friends had a craving for pizza one fine day. they made their way to a fine italian cafe by the corner and ordered several large pizzas, couple of bowls of mushroom cream and a few slices of garlic bread. they had a wonderful time eating when all of a sudden, someone yelled "Hilton's a bitch" from across the cafe. to her horror, it was Jamie, her rival since young. sore from the insult, Hilton tossed a small slice of bread into Jamie's face. Hilton's friends followed suit, flinging pineapples and pepperoni and slices of pizza. soon, it became a food fight, followed by a melee. Jamie snatched a bowl of soup and drenched Hilton with it, while Jamie's friends took salt, pepper, chillie powder and parmesan cheese and sprinkled over her soupy body. in the midst of the brawl and chaos, an infuriated short Italian chef screams at the top of his voice. the scramble continued.

i'm just too bored.

Kids, if a stranger offers you sweets, dont take it. But if they offer you a slice of pizza, i dont blame you. A saying made by my friend

Anyway, i think that horse-racing is really dumb. they gotta parade the horse then the commentators gives info on the statistics of the horse like the weight gained and other crap. the names of the horse are really dumb too. Happy Feelings and Starbeel are a couple to name. and if you noticed how the jockey urges his horse to gallop faster, he takes that whip-like whip(haha) to whip it in its rear thighs. ouch. imagine you're the horse, how'd you feel?? if i were the horse, i'll go haywire, toss my jockey off and give it a really hard kick in his groin. he'll most likely die. serves him right for whipping me. but i'm not the horse now.

I'm off, tagboard's up again. Love Alm

2007-06-19T22:12:00.000+08:00

been a long long while since i last blogged. dont blame me, blame my damn computer. pissing me off constantly. i swore that if i were an adult, i would've smashed it already. now that its reformatted, i can surf the net but my msn still seems to be a little faulty.

so much has happened to me, good and bad experiences. well, i cant really be bothered to elaborate cos i myself cant really recall. anyway, here's a question for you guys to ponder about.

Why the stripes on a polo tee are horizontal and not vertical, and why the stripes on shirts are vertical and not horizontal?? i've been cracking my head over this issue but i still cant to find the reason why.

anyway, i read an article on cigars and i think they're really cool. the smoke is not inhaled into the lungs but are being tasted in the mouth before exhaling them out. its so interesting and mainly the rich and famous smoke it.

i should be getting a pair of Versace jeans this week. cool eh?? i'm so thrilled.

before i go, here's some eye candy for the guys to feast on.

2007-05-24T19:10:00.000+08:00

on the night of European Soccer. justice was done, with the most graceful manner. the scoreline was perfect, not too exaggerated, neither was it too border line. even though Liverpool dominated the first half of the match, the Italian giants showed forth their cunningness with Inzaghi deflecting Pirlo's strike, wrong-footing Reina in the process. the score-line could've be more thrilling if Liverpool had their cross hairs be more precise when taking shots. Kaka could've scored too, if not for that controversial offside. but the moment of truth came when Kaka's through ball sliced the defence into bits when his ball slipped past 3 defenders into the path of Inzaghi who cheekily slipped it under Reina's body. the celebrations started, the fans went into raptures, chanting and singing while the Kop were silently deliberating in their mercy prayers. the moment the final whistle went off, the celebrations officially started. revenge was sweet and vengeance was swift. Milan were crowned kings of Europe that night. I am happy that Milan won. the night when Milan lost to Liverpool, the commentator said that perhaps Milan should've wore they're red and black. that night, perhaps Liverpool should've wore their yellow.

i'm in the midst of my E-learning week now. guess i'm more or less done with online assessments already. when school reopens, there's gonna be IO chem quiz for me followed by CPPB the following week. i hope i can ace the both quizzes. oh not to forget that i'm catching Pirates of the Caribbean 3 next monday after lessons. Pirates of the Caribbean 3 marks the start of the blockbusters stampede with the likes of Ocean's Thirteen, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Shrek3 hitting screens in the next couple of months. there's Harry Potter and Transformers too which will be released later. guess i'll be catching majority of the movies.

anyway, i cant have a tagboard on my blog cuz it screws my blog up. after my blog loads, a black screen appears and that's all. that's all for now. bye. Hail Milan!!!

2007-05-16T10:19:00.000+08:00

this is my 100th post. but its not gonna be a nice post. got some issues to straighten out.

hate figures are beginning to pop up in my class. these people are targeted because of a little retardation in their communicating skills or the way they think or react to certain circumstances or their mere indifference to others. yes, they are amusing no doubt bout it. i laugh at them too but i do not brand them as a hate figure, unlike some who literally thrashed it out on them. everything that wrong or bad that happens is that hated person's fault. i dont wish to name names but i wouldn't want to be put in a position when i gotta start thrashing out on you the way i did to leslie. i have no qualms bout doing so. just try me a little. i may seem not to care cuz ignorance is bliss. there's loads of politics going on in my class but they're none of my business, even if they were to circle around me. here's an advice if people turn you into the main subject of their hate or gossips. just ignore and DO NOT react. after awhile, they'll get bored and lose interest in you and then they'll find some other pitiful victim to prey on.

enough bout those shit. i haven't been blogging cuz my computer is seriously screwed up. i want a new desk top. seems impossible, like i've mentioned before. hahaa.

i'm done for now. let's just make peace.

2007-05-01T20:12:00.000+08:00

spider man 3 is a nice movie. cant totally say that it's a great movie cuz the story is kinda slow and maybe there's just too much talking already. but when the action comes, its thrilling. venom is so cool, especially his eyes. the shape and the way it bends to the back of his head. the sight of the goblin and spider man fighting together against sandman and venom is just awesome. nice twist to the story, goblin being the good guy. enough said in case you guys have not watched it. go catch it. ratings are perhaps 4 but the maximum is 4.5. giving it a 5 will be too much. all ratings are upon 5 though.

my com is fried and its getting more cooked by each passing day. first my MIRC program fails, followed by my downloaded warcraft 3 maps toasted, then Red Alert 2 corrupts itself then came the internet last night. but my brother managed to fixed it this morning. hope it doesn't fry. all's screwed up. i want a new com. but getting it is like trying to stab an ant's head right in the middle with the finest needle ever. impossible.

anyway, have you ever tried Tao Kae Noi seaweed before?? if you havent, please go try it, especially the tom yum goong flavour. it rocks!!! the tom yum taste saturating your taste buds with that mildy spicy but sour after-taste. no other seaweed beats it. there's wasabi, spicy chilli and original flavours. but tom yum's the best. enough said, i want my seaweed!!!

2007-04-21T00:44:00.000+08:00

phew first week of school ended. all's well. no complains except for the fact that i have hours of math on thursday. continuous man!!! crazy crazy.

i went to make my specs just now. guess what brand it is. not Levi's nor Esprit. its Armani!!! so thrilled. its nice, definitely. of course, asaph's taste. hahaa. ahh no one's tagging on my blog. i should just remove it. i'm sure i can do without the tagboard. hahaa. i dont even know who visits my blog and on what regularity. who cares, i only know that kailing visits it. hahaa..

these few days are just so tiring. guess its my sleeping pattern during the holidays. gotta re-adjust everything and reset the ticker tock inside me.

2007-04-14T23:47:00.000+08:00

today i must blog cuz its my beloved mom's birthday. Happy Birthday mom!!! iloveyou. aww.. how sweet. anyway, i decided not to hug her cuz i'll get emotional and all. yep, the cool, heartless asaph melts in the presence of love. hahaa. i remembered last year New Year's Eve. i was going out to celebrate with my friends, but before that, i hugged my mom and i teared. been a long long time since i've hugged her. during my secondary 1 to 4 days, i grew to be rebellious and all but as i grew older, i learned to treasure and to love, and that's when i started to be more appreciative.

last night was great. went over to Harry's place to have a hang over. played games, laughed and joke bout each other and the best part's always saved for the last. we all sat by the front porch of harry's house in a circle and it was jokes galore. freedom to express. 2D!!! hahaa. that was the main theme for majority of the jokes. hahaaa. not really convenient to elaborate online. hahaa.
soccer match in the morning after the hang over. it was crazy. tired and hungry. focus was zero and so was anticipation. i was a little more pleased with my performance today as compared to the other matches i've played. and the best part is i scored a goal. :D but we lost. hahaa. what the hell?? it was expected. we were so owned by the opponents. the thought of not playing field soccer anymore has crossed my mind a handful of times. i feel that i belong more to the streets instead of the grass. i dont know what to do, crap.

school's starting on monday. fast i must say.

bye guys.

2007-04-10T14:53:00.000+08:00

i've been too lazy to blog lately but i'm going to cuz i wanna hit my 100th post mark. its pathetic i know but who cares anyway. hahaa.

yesterday when i was on my way back home on the bus, i met a certain person or should i say i saw. and the only reason i'm using the word certain is because i dont want that certain person to feel that that certain person is thee certain person. however, that certain person might certainly feel that thee certain person is certained by a certain crazy blogger who's playing with the word certain. Ha.

well anyway, today's alda birthday so Happy Birthday!!! might be going out to meet her but even though i'm meeting her, i'm only thee supporting actor and the only reason for that is cuz the lead actor is not able to make it which i definitely deem as impossible. not meeting her is a disappointment and a relief at the same time cuz i havent got her her gift but disappointingly i'll not be able to win the Oscar for the best supporting male award.

i'm really crazy. hahaa.

oh did you watch After Hours?? its such a nice show. linda liao's english is fab while the other guy, not Utt, is so witty and humourous. go catch it. it's on air every monday 10pm only on 5, Entertaining you First. so who's entertaining us second?? you decide. hahaa.

school's reopening next monday. time flies real fast. so its gonna be another academic year to go through. i hope that everything goes well for me.

there's so many big movies that are coming to town in the next 3 months. say, Spider man 3, Transformers, Die Hard 4.0, Rush Hour 3, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean 3. err what else?? cant seem to recall. never mind that. hahaaa. if i'm gonna watch all those movies i've stated, they cost a total of 45 bucks. but since school is reopening, i'll probably catch em on either a friday night or the week ends and now the price differs and it will now rip me off 57. not a particularly a huge amount but still its still large considering the fact that i dont work while schooling and my allowance is not fantastically large. hahaa. i'll just save, all in the name of MOVIES!!!

i gotta go. bye

2007-03-30T01:03:00.000+08:00

my internet's really healed. i'm so glad. but same problem persists, with the every-now-and-then-spikings. how to fix it?? thrash it??

anyway, i went to queensway alone just now to get my shoes. i'm thrilled. not gonna reveal what it is. wait till the Reveal. sounds like Extreme Makeover. and now The Reveal, the crowd goes wild, the then-freak walks down the aisle and blahblahblah. boring crap, surprised they can make it into a reality show. would viewers wanna see some commoner go under the blade with the explicit scenes. eww. i cant stand those man. horrid. yuck.

having a soccer match this saturday morning. kinda worried bout it. so long never play already, lost touch man.. goodness. how how how?? sighsighsigh.

2007-03-29T01:41:00.000+08:00

my internet appears to be 'healed' already. it was horribly frustrating last week. couldn't really surf at all. on top of that, there is some laggy spikes going on with my com and the problem is still persisting. i seriously need a piece of junk to replace my old junk'd junk. what can i blog bout?? let's see.. ahh, i've an idea.

5 I ams
I am............
a boy
hungry
a little tired
eating nuts now
Asaph

4 I wishs
I wish.........
i'm a filthy rich ass
that mum would stop nagging at me
that i can have a night with either Heidi Klum or Keira Knightly or both
that i had more wishes.

i'm bored. not gonna continue doing this thing.

i've changed my bata shoes and bought my pumas last friday. next shoe, Ronaldinho's street boots.

i'm off. mom complaining.

2007-03-18T15:28:00.000+08:00

2 more weeks of work more to endure. tmr jaiwei's gonna join us. bet he'll love the auntie environment. hahaa. anyway, i bought a pair of north star shoes from bata. goodness, i cant believe i did that.

this is it. but.. sadly, its a little too big. i bought it cuz it was the last pair then. now gotta find some other bata outlets to make a change. hope they'll allow. they damn better allow man.

and i also made this little alien friend of mine during lunch time. check it out.

its a little blur but if you look carefully, its legs are squid tentacles, the head is the round piece of squid and the hands are the stalks of vegetables. donald was laughing so hard when i introduced this little factory invader to my friends. hahaa.

oh i need a hair cut too. kinda sick of my hairstyle. its been like this since 2 years ago. thought of you to L'oreal to get it done. but first, i gotta check out the price. if its too extravagant, then forget bout it. i'll try some other place. maybe the new one at city link. i read that we should bring pictures of the hairstyle we wanna cut. like those of celebs. who's photo should i rip out from magazines then?? this is such a pain. long or short, to keep my ever wavy fringe or to cut it shorter. goodness. i'll go brood bout it someday.

2007-03-14T21:24:00.000+08:00

been a long while since i last blogged, like say.. 12 days or so?? yah i guess so. well life aint that boring right now cuz i've started working at some factory in a rather secluded spot of boon lay. dont ask me details cuz the job is damn mundane and boring. rather ironic i know but.. never mind that. crapcrapcrap.

muse just simply rocks.

this here is dedicated to leslie: please dont see it as me being too harsh to you cuz unless i do it, no one will. its good that you know your own flaws. but hey, no one's perfect so dont worry bout it. :D

they just simply rock my mp3 player.

oh oh i just found out that tamil is written from the right to the left. yanting enlightened me bout that. and i'm gonna be a little racist right now but please no offense to anyone. if they write from right to left, then does that mean that they have to write their essays from the ending to the beginning instead of the other way. get the joke?? now please laugh your ass off. hahaa.

here's some jokes on kids. you wont wanna mess with em.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said."Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"A little fellow shouted,"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

now please laugh your ass off once again. hahaa.

2007-03-01T01:47:00.000+08:00

been raining the whole damn day today, from the moment i woke up till now, oh wait, perhaps 30 mins after i woke up?? ya, from a not-too-very pleasant dream which i had to force myself to wake up from. alright let's drop that. the sun shone only for like 15mins of MY day. then soon, dark rain clouds took centerstage before the rain started to pour like party streamers on us, the audience. what a great play. applause please.

anyway, i think that my holidays are getting very mundane or routinised. i get up every morning, flicking on my computer switch first, open the front windows before floating to the back windows, grabbing a glass of water on the way. then i trudge back to turn the computer on before visiting the toilet to pee and wank.....................(where's your mind wandering to??) my hair a.k.a. ruffling em out. but talking bout wanking, it feels kinda........... "ooohlala" wooops. LOL!!! after that i'll just glue my ass in front of the computer till bout 4 in the noon before taking a nap or rot around till dinner time. then watch a little tv, shower up, use the computer again......... then drop dead. morning comes, same routine. boring eh?? well i still go out with my friends here and there but still... never mind that.

i watched Ghost Rider. its a damn damn cool movie. nicholas cage just rocks and Eva Mendes is hot hot hawt. and so does the Harley. :D i wanna watch Pursuit of Happyness too. looks nice enough and what other?? oh oh Dreamgirls Dreamgirls!!! BEYONCE!!! and maybe Hannibal Rising as well cuz of Gong Li. c'mon guys, age's catching up on her but still she's a hot siren. oh no... at this very point i've just offended a small group of people, mainly the gals?? LOL. lalalalala

2007-02-26T13:00:00.000+08:00

been a long time since i've blogged. think its cuz i keep procrastinating but the fact of the matter is cuz of laziness?? hahaa. so much has happened ever since the last time i blogged with Chinese New Year being the most notable, then there was the soccer match which saw a thrashing of 11-1(my team won of course, but guys spare me the blushes), and the other soccer match which was totally a fluke.

alright this section is to voice out my unhappiness with a particular someone. let me start forth with the description and then i'll move on to the direct speech "insults".

this person here has a serious issue with his mood swings. in the noon he's kinda cheerful, as some unforeseen circumstances take place, he starts to get moody and at the end of the day, he's just thrashing out his anger on everyone and anyone. secondly, he likes to blame everyone just because of the slightest mistake. cant accept small issues..... at all. how amusing. sick of typing, but nevertheless i'll continue. oh oh, his attitude sucks BIG time. now the fun begins. please see it as a personal attack cuz it'll then be very much appreciated by yours truly, me.

do you know that your rotten attitude just stinks big time. i cant really put in into words but everyone who sees it can smell the stench of the stink. you question others like as if they owe you their entire life. and when a unanimous decision is made against you, the typical you who doesn't like any decision others make, will simply just say in the most stuck up attitude, "what if i dont want to?" fine then. acceptable, very much used to it already, right guys?? what else?? sometimes you like to play soccer in a foul mood. and you think you're all cool, the way you demand the ball from others and waste time by kicking the ball around. and especially when you challenge others for the ball, when you kick em and floor em, its fine. when we accidentally tap your leg or else where, you flare up like a mad man. i've felt it. and dont think we're afraid of you, its just that we dont want to spoil the mood of the guys playing. no one's afraid of you, its just that we dont really bother bout you that's why no one really hits back at you. but here's a wee bit of advice, watch the line and do not thread over it. and this is from me to you. cant you just keep your ass out of my personal life?? think its very fun teasing me?? well just for your information, its not. there's alot more to say bout you but i'm so disgusted by the thought of em, right LESLIE?? ooops, did i just reveal the person?? who cares?? the entire group knows anyway.

2007-02-14T02:08:00.000+08:00

14th of february, the whole world is celebrating or should i say romancing this day. roses and chocolates are common gifts given to the lady from the guy. couples can be seen hiding in dark secluded spots smooching and making out. Love is in the air, its evident.

to me, valentine's has always been the same as the other days. nothing much happens. i dont date anyone out, so it rather meaningless. but what if i were to date a girl out?? that means i gotta spend loads of cash. i mean the meal will be on me, so will be the gift and the bouquet of flowers. gosh, that's a huge amount. talking bout flowers, roses should be more appropriate. however red roses are such a common sight. i've always thought of giving black roses. its has a touch mysteriousness in it. and at the same time it exudes in class and style. however, black roses are usually used in funerals. so much for the crap then.

this here is a black baccana. so damn cool.

to all the lovers out there. let you love for each other burn on. :D

2007-02-05T03:22:00.000+08:00

listen to the song on my blog. it really sings bout how i feel sometimes.

2007-02-01T15:50:00.000+08:00

i'm not feeling too good. feeling kinda dejected lately. no happiness or joy. so many concerns and worries. a void's forming inside of me. sigh.

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sighsighsighsigh.

2007-02-01T03:03:00.000+08:00

i've got a new wardrobe. :D

2007-01-31T14:38:00.000+08:00

man, i've nothing to blog bout. i visit my friends' blog and they've so much to talk bout. nothing fascinating going on in my life cuz its so mundane, same old routines. oh the only change is that i'll be going jogging at night. its to train up my stamina, not to lose weight. i'm off.

2007-01-24T12:40:00.000+08:00

4 posts in a day. wow. amazing, this shows i'm real bored. hahaa.

this is gonne be bout english.

its really fascinating to know that a single alphabet can change the pronunciations of words. put the alphabet in, you get this pronunciation. dump it and the pronunciation changes. take for example, "poh" its pronounced at poh naturally but check this out, if i remove the O then it becomes "ph" which is the f sound as in in words like phonics or Phileadelphia. or if the p gets dumped, the oh sound is produced. oh oh and talking bout the "ph" that's how you pronounce my name dammit. with a f sound at the back. not a "per" sound idiots.

and please no more twit-glish. yesterday i received a msg from my friend and to my disgust i spotted a twit-glish, "wit" in place of "with" oh my god, why are so lazy to move your fingers approximately 5mm diagonally left upward?? does it really require so much energy to move you finger?? is it really that taxing for your thenar(also known as thumb muscle)?? gosh. to hell with you..

2007-01-24T12:37:00.000+08:00

yes i figured the video thing out already. the first one i video-ed by me and the second one's my friends playing around. enjoy.

2007-01-24T12:26:00.000+08:00

2007-01-24T12:00:00.000+08:00

i got my nokia 6280 back already. :D and i've put it to good use the following day i collected it. here are some pics i took of people.

i was having a post-lunch pre-dinner meal at jurong point's macdonald's and this is what i witnessed. a group of girls mixing their left over sauces. think there's chilli and curry sauce(guesses). and guess what?? one of them tried it. the left hand side first girl. yuck man!!!

and now a video i video-ed. 2 little boys playing around in front of my table. i cant put the video on my blog!!! crap. why why why!?!?!?

fine never mind. here's another picture.

this old man was singing just outside the train station. so weird and comical. and i managed to snap a photo of him. hahaaa. he sings and sings to a uninterested audience, hoping for donations or pity-money(whatever it is) the only people who approach him are those clearing loose changes in their pockets. that's all. i had to compose myself not to laugh when i saw and heard him. lol.

i'm a bad guy. hahaaaaaaaa.........

2007-01-21T13:51:00.000+08:00

read bout my last post?? bout me needing soccer?? the craving has been satisfied but got an injury on my right foot. its bad. cant walk properly cuz of its position. ouch dammit. never mind bout that. i went on to continue playing despite of the wound. crazy some of you guys will say but its the passion that keeps you going.

i received this email from jason. i always receive emails from him. all kinds of pictures from scenery to art to disgusting shit and some times obscenity. hahaa. well anyway, check this out.

these are cherry blossoms frozen during winter. aren't they nice?? too bad we dont have this in singapore. only the warm warm sun or the cold cold rain.

2007-01-19T12:58:00.000+08:00

soccer i need soccer. tmr's the day. feeling so void from the lack of it.

Ripped my New Year's jeans last night. it was kinda hard compared to my levi's but still i'm satisfied with it. :D

2007-01-18T00:58:00.000+08:00

i had my IDEAS presentation just now. i think that i did a good job in presenting. though the reasons and justifications were impromptu, they made alot of sense and i'm pleased with the way it went. headed to marina square alone to shop around. instead of getting a pair of shoes, i bought a blazer from U2. its white in colour(not pure white though), and its nice. hope i can carry it off well. then i went back to school to meet zhili and jiawei. jiaqian joined us too. went to KFC for late lunch then crapped around as usual. the funniest part was when the 3 of us went to Moberly to shit. hahaa. then watched basketball match. NTU girls again!!! number 14 is just hot hot hot and so is number 3. i dont know their names so that explains the number thing.

exams coming up in a couple of weeks' time. mom expects an A from me. crap. but the reward: a watch. :D deal!!!

2007-01-15T21:40:00.000+08:00

few stuffs bout singaporeans.

Singaporeans dont spit and litter around because of fine policies but once they cross the borders into Malaysia, the first thing they do is spit onto the ground.

Singaporeans complain alot and when they are asked to solve the problem themselves, they shun away. "Kia Si"?? afraid to die.

Singaporeans complain of long queues around but join long queues themselves when freebies are given out. "Kia Su"?? afraid of losing out.

make sense dont they?? hahhaa. sure do, some of you guys are like that too. :D

damn, there's something else i wanna blog bout but it kinda slipped my mind already. dang.

2007-01-11T00:47:00.000+08:00

had a rather good day today. went for IDEAS lesson then went to NP with yanting, weijie and jinghuang to have lunch with charlotte and kelda. lunched at the alumni building and i saw this hot pretty girl. omg. just hot hot hot. after that i went back to school to play soccer with jiawei, zhili and teckloong. very slack and boring and a bunch of chickens dare not play against us. come on man, soccer is bout playing with other people and not only your own group of friends. if that's the case, the leagues in the world would all collapse cuz all the teams are playing internally. the season fixture will read: Barcelona vs Barcelona or Arsenal vs Arsenal or perhaps Milan vs Milan. and it copied 36 times. hahaaa. then went to eat at KFC. zinger rocks totally. then watched basketball match in the sports hall. team NTU rocks!!! both the girls and the guys team. the no.14 of the girls' team's hot and the caucasian guy owns!!! hahaa.

herh!!! omg!!! hahaaa. just a so-not-me picture that's taken. :D

2007-01-07T22:49:00.000+08:00

attention to all readers. i'm gonna blog out a photo of one of my friends and please tag whether she's pretty or not.

remember one of older posts bout my resolutions?? i forgot to include one more and that is to write finish a story by the end of this year. i use to write when i was in sec 4 but i always cant seem to end em and so i chuck em aside. i really hope i can finish one by this year. i dont know how i'm gonna complete it cuz i'm always short of words and ideas but, the song "Unwritten" on my blog will keep my going on. the lyrics is very meaningful and it should get me going.

do i needa cut my hair?? please tell me. tag........................

2007-01-06T03:00:00.000+08:00

what has happened to the english of singapore!?!? i go to blogs and friendster(when i'm too freakin bored) and i'm utterly disgusted with the horrendous spellings used. not all but that much is more more more than enough. goodness. i cant even read a shit. like i know what they're trying to say. perhaps its direct translation from how they speak in their current life. but then again its not possible cuz the phonetics just makes it impossible. take for example "hahax" *my spine's tingling how do you laugh with a "X" behind?? do you go..... hahaesk?? no right!? or or try this, "moiix" think its my or mine. either one i cant bloody hell differentiate. its not french tonique you idiot. see how bad it is?? take a look at this. i copied it from someone else's blog. i know its wrong but i just cant resist. :D and you think making those pop up boxes when you right click works?? you've just been terribly disappointed sucker.

hiiexskoj reopen liiao .siian gortt suppriise gortt CAMPsho fast leiiis .2moro 4th jan till 6th jan .siian =[arrrggghh !ii miss euu DARDAR . omG .cant expect cannortt call euu 4 3 daces =[sad sad sob sob =[[[[[[[DARDAR;haiish . dun flirt flirt worxwhen ii nortt iin okkayys .ii found out euu dead kaka . =pwill msgg euu derrhs larrhs okkayys =Dhaiish . ohhyya .date date . 020107 . 1001pm =]]4D . hahas . tOtO kekekex =P okkayys gtg preparre lerrrhs =D
its not me. final reminder.

see see... you can count the number of crappy words here. hey wait, why not count the PROPER ones?? let's see....... there's "till", "call", "sad", "sob", "found", "out", "flirt", "dead", "will" and "date" not including double counts there's like only 10 out of a possible-(who-cares-number).

gosh!!! this has to go. i bet this person's gonna fail in her composition and everything involving writing english. i'm not being mean but its a fact. whatever you practice on that you will eventually be.

i hate this post. yuck!

2007-01-01T21:01:00.000+08:00

2oo6's gone and 2007 is here. alot has happened and alot has changed. moving from secondary school to polytechnic. a change of environment and of friends. playing more soccer with my beloved friends has always been a joy. this new year signifies change. past defeats and victories mean nothing this year. its time for a brand new start. by gones are by gones. the bad things i've all forgotten, the good things will forever be in my memories.

i haven't really thought of my resolutions but here are some of em.
1. better grades and attendance in school
2. save money to satisfy my never ending fashion craze
3. to play at a higher standard of soccer.

guess that's all for now. Happy New Year to you guys. enjoy. :D

2006-12-30T02:15:00.000+08:00

i shall now declare my love online.

you have made me fallen in love with you so so much. from the day i met you, i knew that we were meant to be together. though you've disappointed me here and there, but i'll still love you with all my heart. because of you, i feel a sense of belonging. the love that i have for you cannot be doused, it will never. rain or shine we still had fun with each other. on my happy days, i shared my joy with you. on the sad days, you were there cheering me up. if not for you, i wont know what will happen to me then. please dont leave me, i just cant live without you. there'll be no more joy and laughter, only sadness and tears. I love you, i really do.

tell me that you'll accept me. dont break my heart i beg of you. everything that i've done is for you. the sacrifices, the pain, the time. dont leave me.....

I love you.................. Soccer.

gotcha didn't i?? hahaa, well done surf well done. :D

2006-12-30T01:14:00.000+08:00

the year's coming to an already........ in like a couple more days. then Hello New Year. so i shall wrap up my entire year so that i can share the things that happened to me. wait, think i should do the best somethingsomething quiz thing.

Movie of the year: of all i watched, Pirates of the Caribbean 2

TV series of the year: Prison Break. no doubt bout it.

Reality Show of the year: Project Runway. they rock!!!

Male Celeb of the year: Justin Timberlake

Female Celeb of the year: Scarlett Johansson

Rapper of the year: Eminem

Brand of the year: Puma, Levi's and True Religion

Best Day of the year: My birthday. always will be.

i'm sick of wrecking my brains. i'll stop here.

i had the most wonderful dream last night. and in the dream was one of my crushes. PLURAL. hahaa. =D anyway, it would be awesome if its real. hahaaa. wont tell you who it is. happy guessing. or perhaps try begging me and i just might tell you. go on. on your knees. muahahaha. i'm nuts.

2006-12-25T17:27:00.000+08:00

today's 25th December. Merry Christmas to y'all! i home alone now. parents and sis went to malaysia, brother went to my aunt's place last night to stay over. i dont think i'll be going either. i haven't got a chance to see the christmas lightings yet. sigh. anyway my christmas weekend was rather enjoyable. dinner at my aunt's place on sat. so super noisy. the mahjong and the kids and the tv. i couldn't stand the noise and so i went to causeway point for a stroll. the place's so boring though its rather big. the only thing that caught my eye was that pair of Emporio Armani watch. other than that, blah.

sunday i went to church. the drama so totally rocked. i got cookies from kim, a shirt and keychain from ping wei and that's bout it. and a Snoopy top from Queens Couture. thanks. i love it all. and of course a very special hand made card. i'm touched by it, that's why i gone silent for so long. Thanks. :D stayed over at one of my friends' place. watched Love Actually and chatted till 530 like that then i catch an early bus home. it was so chilly when i was waiting for the bus. and and and there's this guy sleeping on one of the benches of the bus stop and guess what!? his left hand's in his pants. i was kinda shocked. maybe it was an itch or it might be and urge. hahaa yuck disgusting asshole. that's bout it.

Christmas has alot of nice movies showing on tv. like Love Actually, Family Man and all. my all time favourite christmas movie is the home alone series. hahaa. its so nice and funny.

i'm bored!!! alone at home. sighsighsighsighsigh

2006-12-19T01:17:00.000+08:00

IN THE PAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1) Cried: a definite no.
2) Worn jeans: jeans at this hour!?
3) Met someone: duh
4) Done laundry: nope
5) Went hungry: i'm human, not a tin can
6) Talked on the phone: yup
7) Said I love you: I love you, i just did.

DO U BELIEVE IN..
8) Yourself: always
9) Your friends: totally
10) Tooth fairy: how bout the nail fairy instead??
11) Destiny/Fate: depends
12) Ghosts: perhaps
13) UFO: alien freaks!? no way

14) Do you ever wished you had another name? Always
15) Do you like anyone? why anyone and not someone??
16) Which one of your friends acts most like you? not one
17) When you cried the most who was there? myself
18) What's the best feeling in the world? Love
19) Whats the worst feeling in the world? Pride
20) What time is it now? 1.24am

WHICH IS BETTER?
21) Chocolate or vanilla: chocolates for sure
22) Coke or pepsi: COKE!!! to hell with pepsi
23) Love or Lust: Love
24) Sprite or 7-Up: both are yucky stuff
25) Girls or guys: girls. i'm not gay
26) Scruff or Clean shaved: clean shaved
27) Movies day or night: night. sets the mood

The last time you...
28) Took a shower: some time back
29) Cried: eons ago

WHO
30) Makes you smile: PEOPLE makes me smile
31) Who can make you smile no matter what: Kailing??
32) Has a crush on you: somebody

DO YOU EVER...
33) Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call: nah
34) Save AIM conversations: what's AIM???
35) Wish you were someone else: a blooody rich person
36) Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: when my mind wanders off
37) Go online for longer than eight hours: when no one's home
38) Get stucked in a lift: not really
39) People you don't know and you went out with them: errr... i guess so
40) Hate a person to the core that you wish that he/she will die immediately: i'm not that bad. =D
41) Swear your parents or siblings: when my bro swears at me, he'll get it
42) Watch comics until you cry: i dont read comics.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
43) That you saw: mom.
44) You talked to: mom
45) You hugged: Nut
46) Instant messaged you: kellyn

DO YOU..
47) Color your hair: highlighted
48) Have tattoos: nope
49) Have piercings: no
50) Have on lipsticks: NO!
51) Own more than 10 pairs of flip flops: nah
52) Like someone: perhaps??
53) Hate someone: not at the moment.
54) Have any money on you: no, pocket's empty.

Layer one - On the outside
Name: Asaph
Birthdate: 1 Dec 1989
Current status: single but unavailable.
Eye color: brown
Zodiac sign: snake

Layer two - On the inside
Your heritage: why bother??
Your fears: breaking my right leg.
Weaknesses: nice fringe of a girl makes me weak. =D

Layer three - Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your first thought when you wake up: why'd i wake up??
Your most missed memory: seconday school

Layer four - Your Pick
Mac or KFC: Mac
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Lipton Tea or Nestea: lipton
Cappucino or coffee: Cappucino. mind you its suppose to be spelt as CAPPUCCINO

Layer Five - Do you
Smoke: never
Curse: at times
Take a shower: i'm not cave man
Have a crush: LOADS! Keira, HeidiKlum, SarahToh
Think you've been in love: think so.
Like school: fair enough
Want to get married: to the right girl with the right setting at the right place with the right people and the right suit.
Believe in yourself: not again??
Think you`re a health freak: not really.

Layer six - In the past month
Drank alcohol: Paul Mason's =D
Gone to the mall: ya
On stage: nah
Sushi: nope
Gone skating: no
Dyed your hair: no

Layer seven - Have you ever
Played a stripping game: i'd love to. hahaaa
Changed who you were to fit in: there isn't a need to.

Layer Eight - Getting old
Age you are hoping to get married: beats me
I LOVE: my love
I FEEL: nothing?? i'd dead. omg
I HATE: smokers
I HIDE: the truth
I MISS: almond
I NEED: a blank cheque from Bill Gates

2006-12-17T23:59:00.000+08:00

yesterday i had my christmas party with my church friends. you guys must be wondering why when its not even christmas yet. its cuz we figured out that during christmas itself we're all gonna be so busy with our own family and the many many different groups of friends. had it at jere's place. the condo's function room. jon and kelvin performed. sang "True" and "Worlds Apart" its nice. both of em can play the gig well and sing well at the same time. then started to eat. so much food. abundance and over running. ate alot i think then it was gift exchange. suppose to say 3 things bout the person then the rest will guess. charmaine was so funny. her 3 statements were: 1. Sincere 2. Nice and 3. Cheerful?? forgot the last one.
kim's suppose to give me my present but she haven't got it done but she said its gonna be the best present. so... good things will have to wait ya??

we couldn't finish the food so the 10 over, hitting 20 of us decided to play number game. rules: standard but the forfeit was to eat. and everyone has the chance to add ONE food item onto the plate in any manner he or she likes. and now the disgust has just begun. dont wanna go into detail. haahaa. now i'll post some pics out.mingjie, junxiang, miranda, myself and my "twin" eric. =D

had a great day. Feliz Navidad.

today i went to church as usual. i dont really blog bout church but today's an exception cuz i saw s'pore idol's jasmine. twice!!! jere went bonkers when i told him. hahaa. he's in "love" with her cuz jasmine was behind him during the s'pore idol auditions. and they chatted. jere can sing for goodness sake and very well too. went to airport for lunch then headed home. then guess who i saw this time round?? Ms. Sarah Toh!!!(she's my sec school teacher.) super pretty. the only teacher i had a crush. woooooooooooops. guess i revealled too much. hahaa. i'll stop here.

2006-12-11T00:44:00.000+08:00

i just realised that not going out with my friends is not very good. but its good at times though. i feel i've missed out on alot of things. like........... Ms. "Moolah" getting attached, teck loong branded as snowman, and all the other fun stuff. its always been school home school home for me. well guess those are the not very good stuff. the good thing is, i get to save money and i have peace and freedom. no criticisms, tauntings, teasings or insults. and i get to do what i want, how i want and when i want. well in short, freedom. hahaa.

i've such an irresistible craving for soccer again. the sound of the metal goal rattling with each shot scored rings in my head. and its getting louder as the day passes. that tingling sensation in my feet itches me to kick the ball whenever i see one. that creative force is pumping through my veins again. and that moment of magic to enjoy, is waiting to force its way into reality with a swoosh of my oh-so-beloved right foot of my.

its exaggerated, i know. but i love it.

almond is so so nice that i love almond so much. i Love almond(s).

2006-12-03T12:11:00.000+08:00

this post is dedicated to my two lovely friends, Kailing and Alda.

i'm truly grateful for all that you guys have done for me. taking the time off to celebrate my birthday with me. ever since i gotta know you guys, both of you have always made my birthdays extra special. never once was it not a memorable one. the two of you have been in the heart of the ups and downs i've been through and have always stood there to give me the support and the joy to carry on with life. if it wasn't for the both of you, i would've been a different person altogether. i'll make an effort to spend your birthdays with you guys, like how both of you treated me. i am truly touched by your sincere acts of love. thank you to the both of you pretty girls. i'll never forget you guys. i love y'all loads.

2006-12-03T11:34:00.000+08:00

my birthday ended with a blast. a call from kim wrapped up my day. she called and before i could say anything, she was singing a birthday song for me. aww, thanks so much. =D
i was also totally drained out by the time i got home cuz i was out since 12 plus noon. walked the entire day. hahaa. had lunch with kailing at CHANGING APPETITES. it was a nice place. i was forced to pick a place for lunch, so bad. and the day before on the 30th Nov, i was again forced to have lunch with her at Gelare. i had salmon taglatelle. it was awesome. try it for good food's sake! hahaa. i had sting ray at CHANGING APPETITES which also rocked my taste buds big time. hahaa went over to Heeren to meet Alda. the shops at Heeren are so so so cool. the venue i look forward to going when heading down town. Skin, Venue, Levi's and Ed Hardy shops, OH MY GOD!!! i need an open cheque. anyone!?!? hahaaa. alda bought me a cake from TCC. it's nice. took neoprints which is so........ never mind. since it lasts for less than 5 mins, i guess.

walked round town then went over to Chjimes for dinner at a Jap restaurant called Gyu-Haku if i remembered clearly. its so nice!!! not the typical Jap sashimi or sushis or other stuff. its barbequed food. meat only, wow.

off to Cafe Cartel to meet my church friends. they bought me tiramisu. yummy. hahaa. i had a totally awesome birthday. now bout my presents!!! i got a nike duffel bag from kailing. a pair of havaianas from alda which is so big, a Levi's tee from the both of em, couple of food stuff from kaisi, a Stussy tee from my church friends and a box of Ferrero Rocher from............... my SIS!!! oh my. i was so surprised, i found it on my bed at night. so touched. muack. hahaa. i'll show you guys the pictures next time round. thanks to all those who've wished me. and to those that did not its alright. love y'all. and i love almond too!!!

2006-11-29T00:01:00.000+08:00

an buzz of excitement is all over me right now. my birthday's coming in a couple more days' time. very much looking forward to it cuz i always needa endure such a long wait in between. i know that everyone waits the same one year but its the time of the year. mine's at year end and so the wait is more excruciating in a sense. but its finally here. anyway, i've received the first of my gifts already. a stussy shirt from my church friends. love it, love y'all.

i'm so tired these few days. yawn.

2006-11-22T00:06:00.000+08:00

please listen to the michael buble song... its so so so nice. tell me quando quando quando~ his voice and songs are so so nice. =D my mom, bro and sis are at malaysia now. they're staying there for a week at my aunt's place cuz my aunt and uncle flew to istanbul for holiday. so cool man. i mean how often you hear people going to istanbul for a holiday?? usually its australia, thailand, japan, korea or worse still malaysia. so why must the 3 of em go to my aunt's place?? to look after the bloody big bungalow. no one's in cuz my cousin's are everywhere. think couple of em in s'pore while 2 other in some other parts of malaysia and one other's in california studying. aww, so nice.

my birthday's coming. the day looms closer as each second ticks away. hahaa. looking forward to it. dinner with my mom, or maybe family. going out with alda and kailing and no other plans i guess. well if you wanna look me up, you gotta book me in advance like now, so that i can have the time to meet you. or else on that day all my friend's are gonna ask me out and then i've no time. hahaa.

that's it for now. quando quando quando........................

2006-11-15T15:35:00.000+08:00

i always have pictures to blog. hahaa. is that a good thing or a bad one?? tell me guys. hahaa.

these are all pictures of noor in RWP class. was too bored already so started to take photos. farhan started it first and i had the honour of ending it. hahaa. noor took a fair share of my photos too i guess.

this is my RWP lecturer. she is monotonous, dead boring and has a cold sense of humour. those were the reasons why i skipped so many of her lessons, till i received a warning letter which was addressed to my dad! omg.

there's some people who are so weird. like they ask the obvious. would you ask a boy in a school uniform whether he's a student?? or when you see a teen holding a soccer ball are you gonna play soccer?? the problem with these people is that their brains are unable to comprehend situations based on sight. they cant reason with themselves and therefore needa ask redundant questions to answer the obvious. so what's the shortest way to describe this kinda people?? Idiots.

2006-11-11T19:07:00.000+08:00

tired day. and its so chilly. the rain and the strong gusts of wind. the past few days have been the same too. e-learning week ended so fast. now just a quick quick re-cap of my week. i had a friendly match on wednesday against CADC. some club. current affairs i think. whatever, we won 4-3 and i scored the 3rd goal. :) then on thursday went to my class outing at my lecturer's apartment, Floravale for class barbeque. we kinda barbequed in the rain for short intervals. but thanks to the umbrella holders, i was dry. i was like the cook of the day. cook and cook and dint really eat alot. i tend to barbeque as in cook instead of eat at barbeques. it's maybe i take joy and pleasure in serving my beloved friends which keeps me going though i'm supposed to be eating. hahaa. i was kinda forced to eat so in the end, i "resigned" and went to eat. had a bet with sharlene bout corn. i dont wanna bring it up. fed up. hahaa. anyway, kellyn had a bad stomach and she suspects its the corn. ahh, i'm so sorry. sorry sorry sorry.

this is noor. trying out the freaky pose. hahaa.

a picture i took at the bus stop. everyone scattered in their own groups. hahaa.

oh oh. i did something real cool, to me. might not be to you guys. i successfully ripped my own jeans. so happy. it was something i wanted to do over the course of e-learning and finally, i've accomplished it. pitures time. its either you enjoy it or you hate it.

my wonderful work of art. the first picture is not very well done. cuz i havent really got the hang of it yet. so happy. hahaa.

now bout today. woke up cold as usual. went for match, lost 1-0. i'm so sick and tired oof losing. the feeling just sucks man, sucks totally to the core. feeling so bitter bout the defeat. plus i'm having a sore throat and slight flu. what's worse, i had a tiff with my mom over the phone. totally moodless now. i'm tired and hungry. should i sleep or should i eat first then sleep?? i wonder.

2006-11-07T23:27:00.000+08:00

back again, after a kinda-long interval. anyway, its my e-learning week. tired as usual. oh someone found my blog. elaine i guess. you're very welcome to visit it. enjoy your stay always. :) i've got pics to upload again. some major events that occurred.

see this clown here?? let me show another pic. hold on.

not that good. any idea what they're doing?? they're playin badminton in the middle of a FIELD. man they're seriously nuts. hahaa. i had a very good laugh. especially when the shuttle-cock sways away each time a gust of wind passes. lol

thai coke anyone?? is this thai anyway?? can someone tell me?? hahaa. whatever it is, i know for sure that its coke. i had a conversation with my bro bout the coke.

Surf: oi, you know how to read this foreign word??

Bro: what la??

Surf: Coke la!!!

its lame but my bro was laughing damn hard bout it. hahaa. when i first saw the bottle, i hesitated drinkin it. but cuz i was unable to curb my temptation, i drank it nonetheless.

alright this oldie is an irritant. she kept complaining that me and soccer friends are too noisy at the provision shop. the prob is, the shop isn't hers. it belongs to an indian guy who kinda fancies us cuz we patron it everyweek. she was ranting non stop. c'mon oldie, just shut your mouth. no one's gonna say you're dumb just because you're not talking. and mind your own business..

anyway you guys heard the song "Take Me There" on my blog?? its the Rugrats song. its so very nice. i love the Rugrats. hahaa. maybe i should change my blog skin to a Rugrats one. hahaa.

2006-11-03T00:44:00.000+08:00

man oh man. its been a super long while since my last post. that's why i shall apologise to my quote quote "loyal" readers. (understand the fact that i use the words quote quote and the symbols too, dont mean anything bad) sorry guys. think y'all must be very disappointed to see the same old posts after waiting so darn long for my blog to load, that's why, i decided to change my blog skin to tease with you guys a little eye-candy. well its been a tiring dont-know-how-many weeks. i'm always overcome with fatigue. soccer training was super exhausting and it makes my muscles ache real badly sometimes, not to mention my back too. enough bout soccer lest alda complains to me again. hahaa.

its the month of november and so many of my classmates are celebrating their birthdays this month. like 5 of em?? talkin bout the word "EM" which means "them" if y'all dont know. why do they like cancel out the "th" in front?? cant they do that to other words like "thorn" to "orn" or maybe "though" or "ough", check this out, why not to a person's name?? "Theresa" to "eresa" hahaa. just some thoughts that buzz around my brain everyday. back to birthdays and all. mine's like, let's see.... 28 more days?? wonder what i'll be receiving on that day. i wish i wish.. ahhh, i wont actually do a wish-list cuz the items are all definitely gonna cost a nuclear bomb. i'm just gonna accept whatever i've been given and be happy with them. =D

i'll try to blog at a more constant rate. in case i receive "complains" from any of you guys. hahaa. i'll stop here for now. till then, take care. =D

2006-10-24T02:42:00.000+08:00

finally my next blog post. bet you guys must be damn disappointed cuz i haven't really been blogging for quite sometime already. that will explain my previous blog post. bout forcing me to blog. You Do Not Force Me To Blog!

one of the reasons i wasn't bloggin was cuz i dont really have the mood to back then and the other is cuz i wanted to blog out the photos in my phone. but i waited so i could blog more of em out in one single post. well i've been taking photos over the course of previous couple of weeks and i'm dying to get em onto my blog. so enjoy

pardon this pic. guess what the 2 bottles contain. they look like wine eh?? or some soda fizzy sorta drink but you're wrong. its plain water!!! got it when me and my friends were at Vivo City's White Dog Cafe having dinner. they dont servee iced water man and a bottle each costs 3.5 bucks. what a rip off. however, the food there is nice. hahaa. anyway, i pronounce Vivo City as "Vy-vo" City, and not "Vee-vo" City. wanna know why?? take a look at these 2 words: vitagen and vitality. they're both pronounced with the "vy" sound and not the "vee" sound. that's my stand man, dont correct me on this.

in case you're wondering what this is. its a flower. and its lying on the MRT floor. and where did it fell from?? from the back of the ear of an indian guy. i wanted to take the photo when it was behind his ear. but its gonna be damn obvious so no choice. hahaa. me and kailing had a real good laugh bout it.

this section's bout serious hair malfunctions. the guy on the top had a shit hair-do man. its like gold and then black. eww. you should've seen his face. horrible. Verdict: Totally suck big big time. go shave bald man.

next's weechong. he went to cut his hair at Carl's and it turned out to be Carl(cow) dung, as told by fabian. hahaa. he really look nerd cuz he's been wearing a hat the whole time. plus his retarded look, Sei lo sei lo!!! which means "die, die" hahaa.

this is real funny. see the little boy?? hahaa. wearing his pair of undies walking around the void deck. when i took this pic, my friend was askin me why i took his pic, plus he was nude. and i replied sayin he wasn't nude and my friend's reply was, well he's one piece away. hahaa. had a good laugh. nice one dude.

this funny lookin guy is my practical lecturer. he's damn damn funny. a joker. his actions, the way he speaks and presents himself is a joke. lookin forward to his practical lesson this thursday. gonna have a good laugh. hahaa.

think that's all. the pics are NOT that alot but still, it entertained you guys. admit it. hahaa. take care y'all.

2006-10-18T00:30:00.000+08:00

dont force me to blog. this is not directed to anyone but its just that i blog only when i feel like. right now i'm kinda bored and i feel like blogging. noor dont get me wrong. hahaa.

anyway i'm so tired these days. so so tired. there's nothing much for me to blog bout but there are some interesting stuff to blog bout actually. they're all related to photos and so i shall blog bout em some time later this week. i promise.

kinda short a post but.. at least i blogged didn't i?? hahaa.

2006-10-11T01:04:00.001+08:00

man, i'm so tired now. that's one of the many side-effects after playing soccer. i had soccer training just now. it was rather fun but our fun was limited due to the restricted space we had. at the end, the team captain pointed out that i'm gonna be in the team, a winger. not bad eh?? first training session and i'm in. i scored a goal during the training, so i'm rather satisfied. but my cough and the haze really sucks. this horrific combination can really kill me. out of breath in a matter of mins. i'm having training again this thurs, and tmr i'm playing street soccer. omg, i'm gonna die from and indulgance of excessive soccer. hahaa.

anyway, on monday i saw this 2 gals who were rather peculiar. i managed to snap their picture but its not perfect.

this are called Emo-s, typical malays who dress like that. plus both of em are in the same outfit. shit man. i shan't bitch or should i say bastard bout em anymore. no point if i'm gonna be caught for racist slurs. hahaa. yuck. they suck. hey it rhymes, yuck suck, Fuck! hahaa.

2006-10-07T17:30:00.000+08:00

looks like there's a blog war going on. bombarding each other with insults and trying to find fault with them. one side's like going out with guns blazing and the other side is sending terrorists across bit by bit. you guys know which 2 i'm referrin to, even an idiot can tell. haha. its just so funny and hilarious. the kinda english being used. all the singlish cum short forms. took me a hell of a time to figure em out. perhaps its cuz i'm more in tuned to proper english, but no hard feelings though. this is my prob, not yours so dont bother startin a war with me cuz you'll lose for sure. *chuckles*

well someone has taken side already, well not exactly to say, but neutral. right zhili??
whose side am i on?? i wonder. perhaps jiawei. leslie, this is for you.

to start off first, you use the subject of that job as a launcher to launch out other vicious attacks on jiawei. that was real smart of you. but you dig up the past. like his studies and his personal relationship with a gal. its his problem if he stops schooling and its his problem too if he backs off the relationship. you find fault with all his personal stuff. but in his own opinion, maybe its just walking a different path of life. dont expect him to walk the same path as you. that would be ridiculous. now bout the insults. why dont you go list down your own problems first before pointing out other people's problem?? you are not better off too. complaining bout irresponsibilty. who always says that he'll turn up to play soccer but in the end its just words without action?? you might think its just soccer, nothing big, but even the smallest thing you cant be responsible for, needless to say bout the big stuff. and one more question before i talk bout jiawei. how do you treat your friends?? or let me direct it to serene?? how much do you treasure her?? how do call her, as in like we sometimes call fabian fabee. you use vulgarities to call her. and you spout all kinds of crap to her. a gentleman never use vulgarities directly at a gal. i have fallen in this area but i dont do this to people i love, moreover to gals. you might think that she's your gal but she's got her own feelings as well. dont mistreat people by assuming things. i thought you know its a joke or you know i'm kidding. the person at the receiving end might react differently. not everyone can take things oh so lightly like you. think bout this man. if you want me to point out more things, give me the permission and i'd gladly do so.

jiawei, it was your fault too for not contacting the person. you should have taken the initiative to ask and not wait for people to come to you. my brain's sttarting to go blank already so perhaps i'll continue sometime later. think that's all for now.

leslie, you are 17 already. mature in your thoughts please. i'm still 16 but i feel i'm not as childish as you. dont you think its an insult to yourself??

2006-10-04T10:39:00.000+08:00

two nights ago was perhaps the best and will be the best night of the week. went to chevrons for chalet cuz we're celebrating jiawei, leslie, xuansheng and violet's bday.(in order) i got there kinda late but when i had just arrived, the guys has already ended their first rout in the room. heard there's some stripping involved and rough play. hahaa. the guys were all soaked in sweat. soon after it was time to cut the cake.

after that, everyone went back to what they were doing previously. xuansheng and zhili started to act like celebrities avoiding the paparazzi.

omg. what a joke. then zhili must be the woman and xuan the guy. hahaa.

the rest of the hours were just talking, cards, magic tricks, tv and talking again. but in the morning, bout 720, the fun came again. leslie was the victim of the strip. the first was jiawei. had a hard time getting his pants of. but it was worth-it. the guys just dont give up till his pants drop. i was involved indirectly, i was video-ing down the entire tease. ahhh.. what fun. but the next victim, was sadly me. leslie pushed me onto the bed and it all began all over again. the guys were yellin grab his leg, hold his hands, pin him down. i was struggling of course, but i used a tactic. feign injury, so that when they loosen up slightly, fight back but twisting and kickin. it worked so it was mission failed for em. hahaa. i missed class and its my 2nd gems class. omg. from next week on i must attend all already. that's bout the chalet. hahaa.

2006-10-01T01:24:00.000+08:00

the feeling of scoring goals is just amazing. whether its just a casual game or a serious match, it never fails to excite. i woke up kinda early to play soccer today. played like 3 games?? scored a handful of goals of course. lame stuff. anyway, i got to hear febrina sing in the noon. her singing is super good, you can almost feel the love flowing out of her when she was singing. she's indonesian and she's flying back soon. gonna miss her alot.

anyway, i went to watch Miami Vice at jp with yanting, donald, jinghuang, weijie and teckyong. its kinda nice, the plot and all but lacks action. can be improved. jamie foxx is damn cool, collin farrel dint look that cool with his long hair. and gong li in her office wear, sexy.

that's bout my day. nothing else.

2006-09-27T01:42:00.000+08:00

school re-opened ytd. first day of school and first lesson of the day, my pride was bashed to smithereens. it was a stupid question asked by the stupid lecturer and answered by stupid naz. and it was all over, my pride all gone. sigh. wat a start. well nothing's up in school. same large crowds during lunch time, happy faces all around me. and that's bout it.

wed's gonna be a nice day. i'm having ideas, something i'll be looking forward to, followed by lunch with z10, my group of sec school mates and after that, soccer with my funky dudes. ahh. the word E-N-J-O-Y-A-B-L-E spills all over my day. hahaa.

some pics we took together on sunday.
weird poses eh?? the first one's kinda blur and the second one's much clearer. however, jon and jiray went nuts in the second one. jon's the green jacket guy biting the rose and jiray's the freaked-out michael jackson frankenstein. hahaa. wat a term. well that should be all. smiles!

2006-09-22T02:10:00.000+08:00

Ever heard of this actress Mischa Barton?? some yes some no. hahaa. let me tell you more bout her.
Name: Mischa Barton
Date of Birth: January 24, 1986
Place of Birth: London, England
Height: 1.75m

well, who cares bout the facts?? why not just skip onto the pictures.

Here it is then. Guys enjoy, gals envy.

Isn't she a pretty face?? and she's hot too.

2006-09-22T01:33:00.000+08:00

I guess that none of us is really at fault. perhaps it was a test to find out how strong our friendship really is. we both had our views back then and blurted them out momentarily without much consideration. you helped me out big time too. you were there for me when i was at my all time low even though you were having your problems, you were always willing to meet me at some place that is convenient for me and you were patient enough to help me search for blogskins then despite my fussiness. man i guess we're both quits now??

i totally accept your apology, no matter what you've ever said or done. there isn't an apology that i will reject from someone whom i consider a friend, moreover it's an apology from a good friend of mine. i too have my share of apologising to you. if i had ever hurt your feelings during this period of time, i'm deeply sorry.

Friends??

2006-09-20T01:46:00.000+08:00

can we still be friends?? i dont wanna carry on the "argument" with you anymore. i wanna just put things behind and be friends again. that's all that i want, but is that what you want??

2006-09-16T01:29:00.000+08:00

its amazing to learn how fast things really happen. just when the you begin to taste the honey of life, bitter things crop up almost instantly. i've been out the past couple or so days with my friends, enjoying, laughin, joking and fooling around with each other but all of it ends in a snap when one other incident crops up. i was surfing round my friends blog and i thought i might drop by to check out yours, its surprising at first to find out when your latest post and the subsequent one is directed at me. reading it the first time is like a surprise but re-reading it again is kinda heart breaking. yes i know its a piece of ur mind that you couldn't tell me face to face, but the way you put it gives me a feeling that you're betraying our friendship. each time you comforted me then, i now wonder were you being a hypocrite, encouraging me and all, but instead you're thinking bout some other shit bout wat i'm going through.

yes i know i've changed. but only a few people see it and you are one of em. and you wanna know why?? its cuz you know almost every shit that i've been through. and you might be thinkin that i've lost my sense of humour. no i did not. its just that its not revealed to you. i have changed, no doubt bout that. i'm sorry for the mistake i made. i've nothing to say bout it. i wanna apologise to you bout it. if i cant be the person you always wanted me to be, i'm sorry.

2006-09-09T00:23:00.000+08:00

1. full name: Asaph Low Yi Hao
2. name backwards: wth!? oaH iY woL hpasA
3. were you named after someone: a musician
4. meaning of name: loads of em
5. nickname: Surf. surfie & surfy??
6. screen name: err??
7. D.O.B: 1/12/1989
8. place of birth: on a hospital ward
9. nationality: S'porean
10. current location: Jurong East
11. star sign: Sagittariaus
12. religion: Christian
13. height: 170 i guess
14. weight: 54?
15. shoe size: 10 or 10.5
16. hair colour: brown, gold streaks
17. eye colour: brown
18. who do you look like: someone who looks like me
19. innie or outtie: pardon??
20. leftie or rightie: rightie
21. gay, straight, bi or others: none of the above stated
22. best friends: loads
23. best friend you trust most: naming would mean biasness
24. favourite pals: cg frens and soccer dudes
25. best friend of opposite sex: a few
26. best buddies: a repeat??
27. boyfriend or girlfriend: wat you think?
28. crush: keira knightlry and ms sarah toh
29. parents: dad mom
30. worst enemy: wanna be the first??
31. favourite online guy: no preference
32. favourite online girl: no preference
33. craziest friend: loads..
34. advice friend: handful of em
35. loudest friend: YANTING LESLIE
36. person you cry with: Surf
37. any sisters: 1
38. any brothers: a younger one. not the dick, a real one
39. any pets: i'm praying for a white tiger cub. =)
40. any disease: i'm healthy
41. pagers: hello?? 21st century
42. personal phone line: ya
43. cell phone: K700i
45. pool or hot tub: i want both
46. a car: a monster truck??
47. your personality: very much Surf
48. driving: a ferrari.
49. room: how bout a house??
50. whats missing: i dont know, what's missing??
51. school: S'pore Poly
52. bed colour: colourful
53. relationship with parents: love em
54. believe in yourself: always
55. believe in love at first sight: in serial dramas, esp korean
56. good listener: perhaps
57. get along well with parents: again??
58. save email conversations: a couple
59. pray: that this ends fast
60. believe in reincarnation: no.
61. make fun of people: you bet
62. like to talk on the phone: guess so
63. want to get married: depends
64. like to drive: dying to
65. motion sickness: hell no
66. eat stem of broccoli: it rocks
67. eat chicken with fork: if not?? a chopper?
68. dream in colour: in HD(high-definition) quality
69. type with your fingers on home role: pardon??
70. sleep with stuff animals: nope
71. next to you: fan, side table
72. on the walls of your room: Jessica Alba!
73. on your mousepad: my mouse of course
74. dream car: ferrari
75. dream date: keira knightley or sarah toh
76. dream honeymoon spot: Paris for sure
77. dream husband or wife: Keira again.
78. bedtime: 12 to 3
79. under your bed: space
80. single most important question: why did i ever do this in the first place??
81. bad time of a day: when i wake with hunger pangs
82. your worst fear: Thierry Henry dying
83. the weather is: cool
84. time: 12.41am
85. date: 9/9/2006
86. best trick did on someone: series of step-overs
87. theme song: loads upon loads
88. hardest thing about growing up: growing up
89. funniest experience: loads again
90. scariest experience: when i got scared by a scary experience
91. silliest thing you have ever said: when i said kim, kim's lookin for you. wth?? should be val's lookin for you
92. scariest thing while you are with your friends: not till now
93. worst feeling: gastric flu. it sucks
95. best feeling in the world: when i was loved
96. AND NOW THE SABOTAGING BEGINS!!! CHOOSE EIGHT TO DO THE QUIZ!!!
8's alot. so perhaps noor, kel and maybe veron. hahaa

2006-09-07T00:22:00.000+08:00

it was a job well done. the match ended in style. final score 1-7 to 5N1. the demolition job was sweet. so was the total rout of their defence. scorers were mengwee with a hat-trick, teck loong a double, zhili one goal and i got a goal too. hahaa.. well i scored a goal plus 2 other assists. i'm contented with my own performance i guess. but i got injured again. some fella's knee came in kinda late, and kneed into my right calf. omg. its damn pain, till now. why do i keep gettin injured at every match i play?? sigh. i was suppose to go watch some soccer match at National Stadium with the guys but cuz of my leg, i decided to stay back to rest. however, i was broke too, that was another reason why i dint wanna go join em. next time guys. hahaa.

this is to those guys who managed to chance upon some of my personal stuff today. please respect my privacy and keep ur mouths shut bout it. watever it is, the bits and pieces, just dont talk bout it or bring em up. thanks alot.

2006-09-06T00:14:00.000+08:00

i'm sick but yet i'm gonna play soccer tmr. tell me i'm crazy, someone, anyone stop me please. so what happens to the players before the match day?? they fantasize. yeah yeah, fantasize. check this out. this is their msn nicks at this current time.

Fabregas+Gerrard= Fabian
whoa!!! that is a high high high standard. both of em fusioned together equals to pure ownage of midfield.

Gerrard+Lampard+C.Ronaldo+Rooney+Shevchenko= Teck Loong
OMG!!! teck loong is in 7th heaven right now. the 5 of em in 1 person?? god-like already. can run non-stop, shoot crazy long balls, accurate like hell plus a insane step-overs?? a managers dream come true.

Cannavaro+Ferdinand+Terry+Stam+Keane= Yan Ting
another one in 7th heaven. get the physios and stretchers ready guys. aggression 101. Period.

you guys really think so highly of urself. confidence is good but gettin big headed is bad. hahaaa, check my "equation" out:

A+surf= Asaph
cool eh?? hahaa..

2006-09-02T02:38:00.000+08:00

couples couples couples, why is it that you guys feel uneasy, uncomfortable and awkward in each others presence?? are you intimidated or are you just trying to act cool and pretend that the other person's not around. its weird to find 2 persons, who are so crazy in love with each other, chatting over the phone for 4 solid hours till the wee hours of the morning, dreaming bout that other person half the time ur alone and messaging them till they're bill goes over the roof, but dare not face each other in person. it might be you not accepting reality or maybe ur just being too sensitive tothe way the person react and talk.

zhili you may think that i created this post after ur most recent post, you've hit the jackpot dude. it indeed is for you. i do not know the source of the problem, neither do i know the present situation nor the feelings and people involved, but one i do know for sure that at the end of the day, its all gonna turn out fine. everything will be alright. just back away for the time being, give the both of you guys some space and maybe reflect a little bout ur past words and actions you've ever said or done. but dont brood over the bad stuff, it'll only kill you off one day. then when you feel the right time has come, slowly, step-by-step talk things through. if there's some tension in the atmosphere, take a step back, drop the subject and wait for a better opportunity. from ur recent post, we dont need to be rocket scientists to conclude that there's a problem between the both of you. problems come and test, they dont destroy, but its the actions you take toward the problem that either revives or destroys. alot is at stake i know for sure, but dont give up with out a fight, dont let go without saying one last goodbye. its gonna haunt you. i'm in no position to judge that's for sure, but pardon me if it has ever offended you in any sense. its the best way i can help as a friend.

Time will heal everything, it's gonna be alright..

2006-09-02T02:30:00.000+08:00

friday was a rather weird day to start with. i woke up at 730?? cuz its teachers' day and i was suppose to go back to HYSS. anyway, its was super frosty in the morning, especially the toilet. when i was nude to the skin, the cold ate right into my bones. omg. hahaa. in school chatted with the teachers and guess who i saw?? ms ang kailing. hahaa. she's looking all round for me, but said a little hi only. PS bought a cake and i was suppose to give it to violet lee. thank goodness i managed to find her. took a little stroll then in the teachers lounge. was walkin walkin when i bumped into ms sarah toh. OMG!!! she is the prettiest female teacher in school. a simple look at her was all it took to take my breath away. and when she smiled, that's the best. melted hearts spill out of ur ribcages within seconds. that's kinda exaggerated i know. anyway, i was telling alda that if i see her again next year in school. i'll ask her out for a drink. =D but on one condition. when there isn't any teacher around, and when i have enough guts to approach. hahaaa. wat a dream.

2006-08-29T15:05:00.000+08:00

i'm going through another craze... Puma Craze!!! Puma stuff are so hot right now. their sneakers, jackets and tees. the join collaboration with Evisu jeans rocks even more. but their stuff are damn expensive. damn damn DAMN expensive. but its all worth it in the name of fashion. hahaa. check these stuff out.

this is super beauty. one of the few sneakers i'm dreaming every night. i'll show you another pair
the twin brother of the above one, just that it's that made of leather. cool isn't it??
Simplicity at its best.

A ferrari beauty.

I'll get the other pics next time. they're tough to find. hahaa.

2006-08-29T00:54:00.001+08:00

Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood. wat a cool industry to be in. even working in the smallest post, gettin to meet the stars overwhelms it greatly. and the glamorous stars are the reason why Hollywood exists till today. the hot, sexy actresses and the cool guys are running the business today man. hahaaa. and so i'm gonna blog bout the hottest, prettiest actresses(my opinion).
its not in any particular order.

Jennifer Love Hewitt. what a cool and nice name eh?? hahaa. she's so pretty. so so pretty.

Jessica Alba, hot siren aint's she?? hot hot hot.

Keira Knightley. pure beauty.

2006-08-26T18:53:00.000+08:00

exams are finally over. freedom alas. poly guys enjoy sec school dudes continue to slog ur guts out, hahaa. fridays are fun. cuz we play soccer in SP. its fun and guess wat?? i was the hero yst cuz i had to scale this bloody steep slope, climb a stupid tree, up its shaky branches to get the dirty ball down all thanks to xuan sheng. i had to risk my precious life to get it down. but i got it down anyway, so gracias. hahaa. went to queensway in the evening cuz zhili buy shoes den we wanna go print some soccer jersey. as usual, my number was 14, but i had a hard time snatching it from fabian. lol.

1 month of holiday, 1 month of freedom. that also means a month of hanging out and late nights. which then leads to long hours of sleep and then long hours of play. it goes on in a vicious cycle till it finally comes to 2 words.... Dead Boring.
too much fun can kill too. dont look down on it. all the energy and excitement and adrenaline build up will make you go mad, till you wanna stay at home and hide under ur warm blanket on ur cosy bed with the kiddy sheets and prints. hahaa.

one of my frens told me this short story and i decided to blog it out for you guys.
a lady was at the airport waiting for her flight to be called. she bought a bag of cookies, found a seat, took it and began reading her book. 2 seats away was a man and in between was the bag of cookies. the lady was so engrossed in the book that she kept eating the cookies. the man however was eating the cookies from the same bag too. the lady thought to herself, you're lucky i'm a good person, if not i'd have walked away. as time passed, both of them were still eating the cookies. anger was building in the lady till the last piece of cookie was left. the man took it, broke it in half, smiled and offered it to her. just nice, the announcer called for her flight. she glared at the man and stormed away. on the plane, the lady fumbled her bag for her book where she came across a bag, she took it out and it was a bag of cookies. oh no, i've been eating that man's cookies all along, and now i cant even apologise or thank him. the end.

the moral of this story?? to be generous to other people, even if it means sharing ur things with them, be it a friend or a stranger. go think bout it.

2006-08-24T14:26:00.000+08:00

tmr's gonna be my last paper. its like finally..... omg. and it too is my killer paper. chances of me passing it is very very slim. so much so i dont even dare to picture it out, but if i did, its this round piece of pie, and my chances of passing is the little bits of crumbs lying around. pathetic right?? i know.

man, when will the ghost month shit end?? its so freakin smelly whenever they burn those bundles of waste paper. stinks singapore up man. if you guys keep complaining bout the haze and air pollution and stuff, take a look around and observe just how many people are burning those shit. the smoke can literally kill you if walk right into and through it. like what happened to me last night. and i'm not gonna talk bout it. it sucks big time to the core's core. lol.

2006-08-22T03:02:00.000+08:00

i'm in the midst of my exams. that explains why i dint blog for such a long time already. and the worse part is i have 2 more papers to go, wed and fri. omg. once this week comes to a close, i'll be free again. ahhh.. hahaa.

i was studying for my MIP paper today. the module's so dry. and wordy and shitty and shitty once again. i went to the library round 7 to join alda. been a long long while since i've met her already. well, as short as ever and as pretty as ever too. chuckles.

i'm tired.

tired
tired
tired

i'm gonna sleep. gosh. if only.. never mind that, its lame shit.

2006-08-16T00:33:00.000+08:00

oh man, been a long while since i've blogged. hahaha. anyway, its the exams period now. and here i am, stranded in the midst of it. sigh. but there's always something to look forward to. and that is freedom after all my papers. hahaa. its amazing to realize that the semester is gonna end in such a short time. time really flies man. the year end is bout 4 months time, and its gonna be real quick as usual.

man oh man. there's no topics to blog bout these few days. i stuck in a dumb daze, lol. well anyway, there's a bust-up between Noor and Naz. i better not take sides, but i think that i'll favour Noor in this scenario if i really had to choose. i'm not here to bad mouth anyone but sometimes, Naz can get way overboard with his jokes. he just hits you real off and then laugh it off with that cynical laughter. he also likes to do stupid stupid things which embarrasses the entire group of guys. i really hate that. that's why i wont go out to town or some place with the guys if he's going as well. enough said. but i really do hope that they put things behind their backs and forget bout the whole incident. because of this incident, the unity and harmony of the class is now at stake. my class is very bonded and losing that bond cuz of this trivial matter is not worth at all. wake up you two already, quit acting like kids and start being men.

2006-08-13T01:52:00.000+08:00

Knowledge of Life

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why doesn't glue sticks to its bottle?

Why do you still call it a building when it's already built?

if you're not suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

2006-08-11T01:10:00.000+08:00

in this post, the contents here are dedicated to you. i'd like to apologise to you. cuz i dont feel good harbouring onto such stuff inside me. it was a mere message being sent wrongly to you. the contents of it were not kind words, it was criticism in a sense. i cant tell you in person cuz i just cant bring myself to. not cuz i'm scared or too cool to lose my pride, but the problem lies with me, Asaph.

another incident happened again. you said goodbye but i dint hear it. till moments later it got into my head. by then you've walked off. i think you've been embarrassed indirectly. people might think ur talking to some stranger. i'm sorry once again.

learning to forgive and forget is tough, but it's gonna be worth-while.

2006-08-10T23:48:00.000+08:00

you know sometime's its kinda heart-wrenching to read those blogs that talks bout relationship break-downs. like i dont feel her anymore or he's not by my side that kinda shit. i really feel sorry for these people out there, couples who are always arguing, lying to each other and trying to avoid each other by giving some lame excuse. man, if ur gonna have this kinda relationship, then i'd rather you not start one at all. yes there're ups and downs in a relationship, but the ups should normally be more than the downs you see. that's what being a couple is about, being happy and lovey, joking around and being intimate. sharing the joy and the pain, the hardships and burdens of each other.

its always a joy for me, to be alone, walking down town or some mall and to see couples enjoying one another. the happiness that electrifies between one another is almost too contagious to make me let loose a grin at them.

i dont wanna elaborate more bout this subject already. to all loving couples out the... Cheers!!!

and to all problematic couples out there, i wish you guys well.

2006-08-10T23:01:00.000+08:00

i got this from one of those lame emails sent to me. hahaa.. its kinda cool, in a sense. ya. so decided to let you guys take a look at it, in case you guys dint get it.
January
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

Febuary
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

March
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

April
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.

June
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

July
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

August
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

September
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

October
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

November
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

December
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

seems like i'm the lucky one eh?? i've got the longest description but gotta take more time to read and stuff. lol. frankly speaking, when i did some self-reflection after reading it, i thought that most of em were rather true. LOL. or it might be mere coincidence.

2006-08-09T17:53:00.000+08:00

its national day today. so wat?? hahaa.. anyway i had breakfast with my family at mac. lol. i ate 2 sausage macmuffins with egg, one slice of hotcake, a hash-brown and a cup of coffee. omg, and guess wat?? i was hungry 20 mins later. gosh, i'm a freak!!! lol.

anyway yst went to city with my sec sch mates. to see the fireworks. yanting got the full video-clip of it and he sent it to me.. if you guys want, i can send it to you. all the queues in marina square was super friggin long!!! it was really like mad. the queues reached to the outside of the restaurant. we went to Coffee Club to eat, the food was pretty good. hahaaa. after dinner went to esplanade to chill. majority of the crowd cleared so its not that congested. took pics and joked and crapped and laughed. hahaa.. its enjoyable.

we took this pic cuz donald suggested it. hahaa. i suggested to take our tongues, elbows and fingers. but figured out that shoes were the best. lol.

2006-08-06T01:24:00.000+08:00

i'm gonna make some real frank comments bout my friends in the area of SOCCER. hahaa.
ok, it may be criticizing and sarcastic, but its the truth.

before i start i'll make a disclaimer:
Unless you guys cant handle the truths of life, please close the window. thank you.

i'll do 'em in alphabetical order, so there's no biasness involved.

Fabian

Right, fabian. one of my favoured players. i dont know why but i like him to be one my team though he's not the very best among us. he know's what i want and he supplies the passes. Problem: dribbling. not to say you suck or what, but room for improvement. in terms of holding, and running with the ball.

Han Cheng

a wonderful left legger. you've got the pace, put it to good use to outrun opponents and to receive through balls. nice skills too, but improve on executing them.

Problem: shooting. control ur angles and accuracy. practice makes perfect.

you'll be a good player, no doubt bout it.

Harry

the tallest guy around the court i daresay. use it to intimidate opponents. dont be afraid to body-check them, but not too much as well. here and there. good strength to shoot.

Problem: likes to drift forward to attack inspite of defensive duties. always drop back once opponents receive possession

Jia Wei

jiawei jiawei. improve please! in every area, defending, dribbling, attacking. all i can say now is IMPROVE.

Leslie

not that very tall, so use your height as an advantage. turning and twisting around with the ball will make you a nuisance to the defenders. but practice on it. cover up empty spaces as well. Problem: likes to dash forward and tackle. cant really shoot that very well at the moment. watch what you're kicking. its the ball, not legs! aim and control when shooting.

Meng Wee

strong player, can run and run and run. scorer and good defender. nice. nothing much just that control temper on the court. lol

Teck Loong

one of the best dribblers and finishers. uses alot of pace and skill to beats opponents.

Problem: likes to hold the ball alot. pass to open team mates and dont run straight into groups of defenders.

Xuan Sheng

another left legger. likes to place shots. irritatin. a good striker but likes to play ball back to keeper. not good when pushing forward.

Problem: likes to delay alot before shooting. see and opening, just try your luck and shoot. dont hold and wait.

Yan Ting

cannavaro of our team. the best defender i must say. i really like him alot. hahaa. he can do everything, defend and attack. what else can i say??

Problem: too rough sometimes, chill a little. and watch your temper as well and your high-boot.

Zhi Li

tall and athletic. good stamina. can pass pretty well, especially those cheeky back-heels and those side-steps.

Problem: shooting. slack in defending sometimes.

finally i'm done. so much thinkin to do, lol. hope you guys dont mind the comments.

i feel that i've dropped quite abit recently. cant perform those silky step-overs i love doing. like become kinda rusty. now i just run, then change of pace and direction and shoot. very seldom do skills. its not my style of play so feels kinda weird sometimes. my shooting has dropped as well as predatory instincts. not much of a goal poacher these days, and the striker my friends used to fear in the past. omg asaph, please hit top form again. hahaa.

2006-08-06T01:02:00.000+08:00

i read a few of my friends' blog and i realised something, they've been bloggin bout their sat soccer experiences. hahaa. we play soccer EVERY saturday, without fail. same place same time same people, just that now our territory got invaded for the past couple of weeks. in a sense yes, it did.

soccer is my life man. it's a passion that burns in my heart. a love that runs through my veins. if i ever woke up one day and soccer's vanished from the face of this earth, then there's no point living. omg, i'm so drama with my words, lol. a profile bout the soccer side of me:

Nick: Surf(of course, everyone calls me that these days) and i LOVE it.
Preferred foot: right -my left leg's retarded.
Position: attackin roles but no keeper
Fave club: ARSENAL
Fave player: Henry, ronaldinho & ronaldo
Likes: dictating tempo
banging in goals
trickery
to lead the team
Dislikes: solo players
losing
goal droughts

hahaa.. that's just abit. not everything. kinda stupid doing this post. but i'm bored so anything will do. girls i know this post will bore you guys to death, the next post will do too. its gonna be soccer as well. LOL

2006-08-05T00:09:00.000+08:00

the end of the week has come!!! release at last from this tiring hectic week(as usual). this week was kinda slack for me. omg i'm contradicting myself. but anyway, let me tell you why. cuz i keep over-sleeping. i wake up, check the time. still early. right, lie down for awhile den wake up again, OMG!!! half an hour passed. shit shit shiat. sigh, so rush for what? continue to sleep. hahaa. den nooon go back to school do projects and stuff. i'm tired man.

today fabian and jiawei came over to SP play soccer with me zhili, his friend and harry. its boring i must say. i scored goals of course, nice ones as well, but the prob is we dint win a single freakin game!!! i'm not gonna blame my mates cuz they played well. it just wasn't our day. sigh. AE&E test finally over. its a breeze for me, comparing to the previous two tests. i can pass it!!! confidence is on my side this time round. but if i'm ever gonna flunk it, its gonna be bad for me. real real bad. i'm done with this part. onto the next.

next week's CRS test. i think i should spend some time writing. why?? cuz lately, my standard of english has dropped. that's how i feel. i forget spellings of words almost so easily that i needa use microsoft word to get the spelling right. omg. what has happened to you Surf!?!? anyway, i really wanna do well for the CRS test. i want it so badly. cuz its the only way to shut melinda's glib tongued mouth up. and if if if i were ever to top the class, it's gonna shut her up real big time. nothing to criticise now sucker. LOL.

anyway i just remembered something funny claire ng told us. she was saying she's really scared of lizards. uh-huh. lizards that scurry across ur walls. those puny pathetic flat cakes. hahaa. yup.
here's her little dialogue with us.

Claire: you know i'm very scared of lizards??
Claire: whenever i see one i'll freak out totally. (the guys giggling)
Claire: there was once i was at my desk, there's this small lizard. its black in colour and my laptop was black too. then when i saw it, i jumped all the way to my colleague's desk.
Claire: i dint know what to do at first then i called the cleanliness uncle to help me remove it.
uncle comes in
Claire: uncle, can help me clear the lizard??
Uncle: aiyo, its so small, never mind one la. lizards are good you know?
Claire: but i dont like lizards, can help me clear it??
Uncle : aiya, why not you take a vacuum cleaner to vacuum it??
Claire: huh.. ok lor.
lizard's gone.
think some parts are wrong, so i used my own words. LOL

later that some day, noor imitated that whole conversation. so it went

Noor aka Claire: you know i'm very scared of lizards??
Noor aka Claire: whenever i see one i'll freak out totally. (the guys giggling)
Noor aka Claire: there was once i was at my desk, there's this small lizard. its black in colour and my laptop was black too. then when i saw it, i jumped all the way to my colleague's desk.
Noor aka Claire: i dint know what to do at first then i called the cleanliness uncle to help me remove it.
uncle comes in
Noor aka Claire: uncle, can help me clear the lizard??
Uncle: aiyo, its so small, never mind one la. lizards are good you know?
Noor aka Claire: but i dont like lizards, can help me clear it??
Uncle : aiya, why not you take a vacuum cleaner to vacuum it??
Noor aka Claire: huh.. ok lor.

noor was tryin his very best to sound like claire, with those cute cute tone and all. it funny! omg. LOL

2006-08-02T00:28:00.000+08:00

today had a long day in sch. not exactly a long one but i was in sch till bout 720?? yea. why?? i was doing AE&E project, that's why. so freaking long, but its worth while i guess. now left a wee bit to do and we're done. my group got the toughest question, all thanks to Naz's hand. lol. right anyway, the power in W312 tripped, cuz i was meddling with the lightings. was flickin on a couple of em and poof, pitch black appeared. the chill of the room was freaky man.. hahaa, anyway, we tried to get the power on but it just wont, so too bad. claire ng's gonna report bout it. lol. i missed lessons in the morning cuz i was just too tired. accumulated fatigue kills you slowly but viciously. dont be a victim of its trecherous grip.

recently there's nuthin to blog bout.. except bout my day which freakin bores you guys to death. it's farhan's bday today as well, i mean now. this post it for tuesday's not wed's. right, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY FARHAN!!! hahaa. the joker of our class a year older, that's kinda scary, i hope his thoughts will be a year older too. hahaa.

i'll reveal abit bout my past to you guys. hahaa. i was short back then, and when i say short, i mean dead short. if you were to ask some of my friends like sherlynn, alicia or kevin, they'll tell you. hahaa.. and i wanna break the 170cm mark. i might be there already, but i'm just not too sure bout it. and here's another thing bout me, i love to pick my nose when i was in pri sch. hahaa.. its embarrassing you know?? and its disgustin too. yuck, that's why i kicked the habit, its so unglam, and that was me.. hahaa.

2006-07-31T01:09:00.000+08:00

today's teckyong's birthday.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dude!!! hahaa. i wanna wish him all the best for his life ever after. in everything he does and of course, the one he loves oh so much(i dont even know who it is) lol. i got him a Puma top that is super nice. if not for his bday, i would have bought it for myself already.. hahaa. i was at Marina Square earlier just now, alone mind you. it's nice being alone, no arguments, no teasing, it's just peace. it's like Me, myself and I. i thought of gettin teckyong a topman top, but doesn't really suit him. so Puma did the job. oh ya, that Puma outlet sells Evisu Jeans!!! omg.. but it costs 239 bucks for a pair. and there's some designer Puma apparels. each cost 190 bucks and above. they're all way so too cool. OMG!!! i need cash, seriously, cash big time.. like 5k?? that'll satisfy my deepest most fashion cravings.

if i had that amount. i'll get a:-
1. Evisu Jeans.. (the one from the earlier posts)
2. Pepe Jeans (all jeans it seems)
3. Puma sneakers
4. Puma watch
5. a new handphone?? not confirm
6. Armani Exchange blazer
7. iPod nano
8. a new computer or laptop
all these hits 2k or so only, omg.

with the remaining, i'd buy even more shit down the years that have yet to show up.. hahaa.

2006-07-27T23:35:00.000+08:00

i'm feelin better from the incident earlier today.. damn bastard. fine watever. anyway.. i think i did something nice, and that is to get noor and kailing back into contact with each other. and its through my blog anyway. so credit goes to me. hahaa.. they're in band in sec sch so figured they knew each other. lol.

i just woke up at 1030pm just now.. i was too tired and i went to sleep after my dinner and the next time i woke up was already 1030. omg. but i feel fresh and i'm awake again!!! hahaa.. man, its so boring.. omg. i'm gonna rot to death. argh..

i needa a subject to blog bout.. i cant think now!!! shit.

2006-07-27T18:09:00.000+08:00

i must blog bout this today.. wat happened to me was an outrage. i went down to jurong point after my lessons today. in case you guys are wonderin where that is, its at the other corner of s'pore. uh-huh.. den i went to visit the washroom and when i was at the urinal peeing this bloody son of a bitch came to use the urinal next to mine. and he f***in leaned over to look at my dick!!! MY dick. my DICK!!! i was like wat the hell man.. i of cuz turned away from him and he left.. omg man.. some asshole he is, if i'ma gonna see him again, i'll make sure he wished he was never borned.. to hell you f***er!!!

man, i cant believe that bugger did that. i mean, ur a guy, i'm a guy. i've a dick, you've one. wat more do you want jerk!? you know wat?? i really hope that you find this blog.. yea, and read this piece shit of advice i've for you. "You better watch ur freakin bad habit, if ur gay, admit it and i wont really fault you cuz ur already screwed up. dont go around peekin at guys' dick cuz one day someone might just bash the hell outta you, you bloody wuss ass.

guys after readin this post, dont remind me of it.. if not hell's gonna break loose all over. ya??

right. bout other stuff. from all these days of intricate observations, i must say that melinda's a hypocrite. when her boss(who's much bloody better than her) is a around, she suddenly seems so nice, and when he's not around, she gets all cynical and shitty crap. uh-huh. and besides that, i really think that she's a loser who cant really control the class.. dumbo.

next, the guys from RV are real puny. especially the boys(yea boys, not guys yet, too kiddy). they're like pre-mature secondary one students. they are so so so so so small that even their female classmates are taller than em. omg, an insult to the Brotherhood. gosh. lol

other thing is... err. i kinda forgot. oh oh ohhh.. hahaa.. ur gonna love this. its bout someone in my class. kellyn is real forgetful, she wants to say some stuff but she'll just forget bout it in a split second. and i've experienced loads of it, first-hand. LOL. right, i wont further elaborate, lest i get a tongue lashin from her.. hahahahaa.

hmm.. any other stuff i've left out?? i dont think so.. guess that's bout it. hahaa.. oh i bought the Calvin Klein Eternity fragrance. its nice, i'd recommend it to you guys. but i wanted the Polo Black so badly.. boohoo. tell you bout it tonight.. hahaaa..

i'll just leave it off here. winks.

2006-07-23T02:12:00.000+08:00

ohh.. been awhile since i blogged. the week was kinda hectic, so many work to rush and 2 tests(the worst part). anyway, just now on the way home on the mrt, there's this fat lady, not exactly fat but plump came in and just slouched into the seat cuz there's no one there. and she sat like a fat queen, ready to be served by her servents. i was like omg, was an unsightly incident. a lady doing that.. i mean gals are more self-conscious and they present themselves well to the public. but this fat lady.. omg omg omg. no wonder some foreigners think so lowly of us s'poreans and its thanks to this sorta people. you know wat lady?? why dont you just kill urself?? and vanish from the face of this earth. hahaa.. i'm mean, i know. LOL

2006-07-18T23:56:00.000+08:00

i was on the train back the other day and i saw this guy, ah beng probably dressed in those skin tight jeans, short shirt and those small sling bags. man i cant stand this sight, its so.. un-guy. hahaa.. yeah, un-guy. Guys shouldn't wear tight jeans. i've tried on one once and before i buttoned and zipped it up, i took it off already.. i mean, tight jeans are meant for gals. they have the silhoutette to flaunt and it doesn't restrict their movement. but guys, ur little crotch is gonna kill you. its gonna suffocate and die, and when that happens, dont blame others cuz it's ur own stupidity that killed it; wearing a tight jeans. all jeans company also think so too, cuz they come up with relaxed or comfort cuttings. see the world of jeans cares so much for you guys, oh not you guys but ur crotches. hahaa.

anyway, talk bout jeans i was surfin bout jeans and i came across this pair that's so cool

Omg!!! it's so super cool man!! i seriously want it so badly.. the prob i'm facing?? it costs 185 bucks. and mind you, not S'pore bucks. its english bugs, i mean bucks!!! and that's like 600 bucks!!! omg.. that's gonna blow my pockets along with my thighs and kidneys away. vapourised

2006-07-15T01:37:00.000+08:00

man, it was raining cats and dogs early this morning at my place. but thankfully when i left home the rain stopped. hahaa. today we did some stupid pupil evaluation on our other classmates and what they can improve on. gotta crack my brains to fill in all the blanks.

after lesson the guys went to foodcourt 3 to have lunch then i went back home to clear my stomach. dont ask me why cant i do my business in sch cuz home ground's the best!!! LOL den i gotta rush back to sch for CRS lesson. crap. Noor's and Farhan's group had their presentations.
Noor's was on cloning should not be legalised or something and farhan's euthanasia should be legalised. they gave all funny reasons and for Noor's group, they want the poor to die so the rich rule and farhan's want the sick to die. that's how they argued for the Q&A section. wat has the world come to man!? eliminate the poor and sick!!! and in the midst of the lesson melinda kept starin at me and i gave those sarcastic sorta smile to her and she smirked back at me.. yuck!!!

2006-07-14T01:27:00.000+08:00

today several funny occasions happened.
1. Farhan kept imitating sharlene's nehh~ LOL!!! he kept doin it and the more he did the more the class laughed
2. Jason stuck in between the lift door, as in, the door suddenly close then jason was clamped in between.
3. Spider!!! dont know much bout it but its a yellow spider on yinying's hair, she squished it in the end. Kellyn was so freaked out she kept screamin GET IT OFF ME!!! the whole of foodcourt 1 was lookin at their little spider incident.

think those are the funny stuffs that happened today. lol.

2006-07-11T23:19:00.000+08:00

i was readin alda's blog and saw these qns. so decied to do it myself and cuz she wanted to see my answers as well. so here you go:

My teacher once said
i looked like i'm in a boyband cuz of my clothes that day.

Never in my life have i
raped a gal.

The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always make me smile
is ALDA!!!

I like watching soccer because
i'm a guy and all guys like soccer unless ur a wuss or some stuck-up alien brained shoved into a human body.

When i'm nervous
i try to be cool and breathe. phew..

The last time i laughed was when
when farhan imitated florence's funny gesture of crazy.

My hair is
short to a gal but long to a guy.

My feet are
my precious. without em means no more soccer, and that means no more life!!!

How i spent my last christmas
stayed over at my aunt's place, shovin x'mas food down my throat, drank wine and laughed my ass out with my cousins while playin mahjong. mahjong on x'mas, LOL!!!

When i turn my head left,i see
my kitchen

When i turn my head right, i see
the window

When i look down, i see
my lower body duh!? if not my head?? lol

The craziest recent event was
playin some lame game with the guys in orchard road. pinchin each other.. lol

By this time next year
i'd be 1 year 7 months 10 days older. countin from my bday

I have a hard time understanding
the ever complex body language of the weird species called "GIRLS", they're so hard to understand, gosh.

One time at a family gathering
i left half way through cuz i was allowed to.

You know i like-like you if
i'm super nice to you. as in super duper zuper nice.

If i won an award, the first person i'd thank is
GOD

Triangles are
sharp and pointy

My ideal breakfast is
sirloin steak with a cup of the finest red wine.

If you make me really happy
i'd be really happy

Where do you plan to visit anytime soon
the toilet, i haven taken my shower yet, yuck!!! omg

Gals are
god-sent creatures to help satisfy our most fiery desires, to love us guys when we are un-loved, to accompany us and to be a friend to guys.

I'd stop my wedding if
i stink, as in i smell bad

The world could do without
smokers and gangsters

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than
lick it's ass

Most recent thing you've bought yourself
err, food i guess?? a snickers cruncher bar.

Most recent thing someone else bought you
a Barcelona FC jacket from barcelona

My least favourite time of the day is
rotting with nothing better to do

The last time i was high
was when i wasn't low

The last person i talked to told me
to turn off the com

I shouldn't have
did this quiz in the first place

Last night I
was sleepin on my bed comfortably

There's this girl i know whose
beauty cannot be described by words alone

There's this guy i know whose
cash never seem to deplete

I'll tell the next person who makes me really happy
"i'm real happy"

I'm listening to
Hate it or Love it by The Game ft. 50 cent

My bedsheet is
colourful

I smell
odourless air

On my table, i have
shit junk crap

My full name is
"CANT YOU FIND IT OUT URSELF!?"

2006-07-11T22:38:00.000+08:00

man today was kinda a long day for me. ended lessons at 6 plus i guess. well i had that dumb CRS lesson today. gosh its so so so bad. and the teacher is so cynical man! i just cant stand her. oh my gosh. well enough bout that already.

hmm... wat else can i blog bout other than my boring day?? err.. let's see. this sucks man, nothing to blog bout, goodness.

i know. let's talk bout celebs. hahaa, and talkin bout celebs, i saw michelle cheong the other day in sch at foodcourt 3. hahaa, and belinda lee in church. yea she goes to church. they're just ordinary peeps i guess, just that they appear more on tv. but the hollywood ones are not. they're just way off the roof, from Johnny Depp to Lindsay Lohan to Keira knightley. they lead such cool lives, other than the paparrazzi shit.

Fave actor:i dont really have a fave one but all big names will do. :)
Fave actress: Keira Knightley!!!
Fave movie: Finding Nemo is nice, but there's lots more.

arhhh.. i dont even know why i'm bloggin these stuff.. lol
Till then.. ciao!

2006-07-10T22:47:00.000+08:00

Italy, the champs of the world. I salute you guys, but i salute the French even more.
La France à Jamais!!!

Well there's some controversy bout the finals this morning, like the head-butting incident involvin Zizou and Materazzi. Then the ref also turned downed a penalty appeal by france when malouda was clearly brought down by cannavaro in the box. Well, the match's over, there's always a next time, just that it's 4 years later.

alright i'll blog a little bout me, you know, those things i dont tell you guys and such. Haha.. ok, let's not beat round the bush.

5 biggest wishes i'll wish but will never come true(schmuck) :
1. Marry Keira Knightley or let alone get to meet her in person
2. Be the richest guy in town. chuckles
3. Able to control time. what a lame wish eh!?!?
4. Be the happiest guy on the face of the world. It might happen, probably.
5. Wish for more wishes. Smirks

hahaa.. those are just some lame crap which i thought of. Impromptu mind you. so proud of myself. Blah.

2006-07-04T22:21:00.000+08:00

My com's finally up and running again.. after like, eons ago. Well life without my com sucked big time, gotta rely on the PS2 to keep me alive and my entertainment bar up. but it's stuck at this sick level called, I'm gonna go nuts anytime now!!!

alright other than that part all else's cool. Sch and friends. Oh talkin bout friends, the gals in my class are kinda fried in their brains. Dunno what's wrong, kellyn called me an asshole cuz i didnt wanna go back with 'em. what the heck man! the rest i've no comments to make. the weather's kinda stuck up too, so super bloody hot these days. gosh!!! no life man.. i can get a tan just by standin in the sun.

there's world cup match later on. Germany against the Italians. guess i'll be up all the way. anyway, i'm hopin that the italians win and the french win.. and ultimately the French win!!! hahaa.. so you dont need to be a rocket scientist to guess that i'm a france supporter.

darn it now man.. i cant launch my itunes!!! argh.. forget bout it..

SP.

2006-04-17T22:43:00.000+08:00

today was my first day of sch.. so cool, hahaa. i saw edwin at dover mrt den waited for mucheng to come.. went to our first lesson, was late for it.. hahaa.. the lecturer was claire ng, pretty, hahaa and guess wat?? she pronounced my name correctly!!(with the help of my mates..) but who cares?? hahaa.. lesson was supposed to be 2hrs but it ended in 30mins.. den break like mad.. eek!!!
den go for the other lessons, super boring man, the lectures and stuff.. hahaaa.. gotta endure for 3 years.. gosh gosh.. no no, i must have a good attitude.. Poly rocks!!! =D

my class like bonded together alreadyy man.. the whole class walks together, laugh and chat, eat and slack.. that's so so so cool.. (for me that is) cuz my other classes in the other class no unity at all. so this is like the coolest and the best-est.. lol.

my classmates are nice.. people like andy, cindy, sharlene, hahaa kellyn, jason, zhixuan and the other peeps.. all nice guys. oh ya oh ya.. this guy, Noor, is from huayi too.. hahahaa.. grad 2 years ago.. cant stand him, keep playin with my name, and so.. i played with his too.. i call him neither noor.

tmr's gonna be another nice day for me.. hahaa.. yups.. NICE day.. hope all goes well for me.. lol.
CCA drive on wed to fri.. i'm gonna join soccer.. dint get my chance in sec sch so this time round die die must get into SP sch team.. such enormous pressure. goodness gracious me.. ahh!!! i sound like some granny.. lol. but if i do not get into soccer think i'll be joining archery.. like legolas.. hhahaa.. cool eh?? but if all else fails.. then its pool for me.. lol. got mildly addicted to it recently..

think i'll stop at here.. gonna sleep soon. kinda tired already. first time asaph's tired so early, special day.. hahaa.. i'll name today.. Asaph's Tired Day. crap.. pardon me. whahaha!!!

Mom's bday

2006-04-15T00:07:00.000+08:00

Before i start on any thing.. i must say this first..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!
hahaa.. its on the 14th of april la.. juz that type kinda late.. so.. forgive me.. hahaaaa

ok.. i went out with alda in the noon, go lido watch Keeping Mum. but before that, i teached her chemistry at the McCafe.. for a short short while only.. hahaa.. oh ya oh ya.. there's this little boy who actually banged into alda's bag. he hit his eye area against the shelf edge and BOOHOOHOO!!! so loud.. alda was like "sorry sorry sorry" lol.. after the movie went to walk about adidas and nike.. the items are so cool.. and the price tag too.. hahaa.. i bought this Brasil wrist cuffs from nike.. green with yellow words and the logo of Brasil.. i settled for Brasil after thinkin bout holland or portugal.. alda was like.. "wow, so nice" and so.. i gave it to her after wearing it once..
she's like so super happy.. hahaaa.. think get mine some other day.. holland!!! hurrah.. =)
went to meet family den ate at west coast market cuz mom liked the food there.. ate till so very full den went home.. hahaaa.. nuthin else to blog bout already..

oh ya oh ya.. sch's starting next monday.. so excited, so cool. eager for a new start to life, new friends and environment.. hahaa..

ok.. wat other memorable events this week?? let's see, SP orientation and flag day.. both boring. nuthin more i guess.. lol.

blog some time else.. when sch starts.. bye!!!

2006-03-22T23:06:00.000+08:00

this post is not bout my day.. but its bout my dearest dearest friends!!! hahaa.. ok.. fast forward to candidate No. 1, drum roll pls.. testin testin.. why there's no sound?? drums?? yoohoo.. what ever.. hahaa.. ok..

This is Kim!!! Kimberly that's her full name.. =) ok wat can i say bout her?? she's like the friendliest person around or should i say D friendliest person around.. hahaa.. yup. and her smile is so so so nice i tell you.. if you can meet her in person.. its totally diff from the pic.. she loves to takes photos but the pity thing is that she has neither a camera or a cam-phone.. and so.. my phone's the victim.. lol, so if ur to see her pic in my phone, its juz her gone nuts.. she's a real nice person and its nice being with her.. the lame jokes, the laughs and everything under the sun.. hahaa..

ok.. next is.. is.. is.. is Alda

This is yes.. Alda.. its not an alien. wooops. sorry.. hahaa. this pic is the soft side of her, so guys dont go too far or else she'll eat you up.. whahaha... ok done with crapping.. Alda's a nice person ok?? right Alda? hahaa.. i mean other than lame jokes or stupid questions she's overall cool to be with.. good sense of humour too.. hahaaa.. but there's a minus side and that is she can be real sarcastic at times.. so be warned all ya peeps out there.. hahaa

Now.. meet Kailing..

Kailing... tada my da jie.. hahaa.. she's younger than me though.. juz givin her a chance to feel old. hahaa.. the feelin of being old.. sigh.. lol. ok bout her, she's a real sweet gal.. shy at times but dead bold in others.. hahaa.. can drive you up the wall.. at times that is. she's funny at appropriate times but sometimes she can be so boring to be with that you gotta keep crackin lame stupid jokes to keep her awake.. happened to me.. phew.. almost died.. =p wat else?? umm.. she's real pretty and good-lookin but she keeps livin in self-denial, so sad.. hahaa..

gosh its late man.. gotta work tmr. think i'll stop here. lack of pics to continue anyway.. hhahaa.. yup.. till tmr.. ciao!!!

Friends are friends forever!!!

Sentosa

2006-03-18T00:13:00.000+08:00

hahaa... i decided to blog again.. like finally ya?? hahaa.. ok.. today i went to sentosa with.. unmm.. lemme count.. 1,2,3,4，五，六，七，八. ok.. i dunno.. there's dom, ros, jodi and 2 sis, ping hwei, clarence, yuan ze, zen xian, sui jin, myself, fajin and kimmy.. hahaa.. fajin and kim are like one of my best-est best pals around.. hahaa.. such nice and cool guys.. yeah!!! ok.. bout my day.. met clarence and ping hwei at harbout front den wait & wait & wait.

clarence was like a mad man i tell you.. kid i mean.. he's only sec 1 and joins gang, drinks i tell you.. den he was whistlin at gals walkin by.. esp those beachers.. ya.. den screamin and yellin, and nvm.. talkin bout him drives me mad.. grrr...

sentosa was cool la today.. played some race game round sentosa.. my grp was 2nd or should i say last.. lol.. but got prize too.. 20bucks.. fair enough.. was running and walkin and runnin again like mad.. den there's station at kim and fajin there.. we gotta like finish 1 pandan cake, 2 bananas, a large bottle of fizzy drink.. and that's all.. we cant make it man.. soo super full cuz before that went to BK to eat.. wooops.. hahaa.. after race den slack around den bath den left.. at the visitor departure there's like 2 gals walkin with shorts and bikini top.. struttin their stuff, flauntin their assets.. hahaa.. no qualms bout that yea?? that's their prob and they like it.. den saw this gal who works at je mac.. 1 look can tell.. hahaa.. went back home after that with the guys..

the journey home was mad.. ros and dom was arguin all the way.. den ros called fajin a giraffe... haha.. reached home changed den go chevron meet fajin, clarence, ping hwei, jere, sher for karaoke.. dint sing much.. only joke.. lol.. i tell you.. jere's voice super power la.. but got kicked outta S'pore idol.. dumb judges.. lol.. sing sing sing den left with jeff who came later.. reached home the house was quiet.. nice.. =)

think i'm gonna slack now?? hhahaaa.. till my next entry.. ciao!!!

Scenery

2006-03-04T00:37:00.000+08:00

Today was a good day. was lookin for nice scenery pics den found one which i really liked.. was searching and searching and it finally caught my eye.. its like wow.. so nice..

ahh.. this is the pic.. magnifique.. its like so so so so so nice man.. the mesmerizing beauty of the trees.. so peaceful and warm.. imagine that you were standing on the dirt path in the pic.. i'll be like so happy man.. such mesmerizing beauty given to us to enjoy.. ahhh.. a picture really paints a thousand words.. cant describe its beauty completely.. haaa... ok enough bout the pic.. now to my life..

last night was a hectic night for me(which i'll come to later). i chatted with kim over the phone, followed by msn den msg.. hahaa.. real funny things to laugh bout.. gonna hang out with her someday.. hahaaa.. real lucky for me.. given her long list of dates.. with other guys of course.. hahaa.. i went to bed like 2 plus after helpin kailing with her cw.. den couldn't slp at all.. cuz of the mocha i drank earlier that night.. hahaa.. 5 plus i was still somewhat awake ok??? hahaa.. den managed to slp la. bout 8 woke up.. time for soccer but went to slp again. den weechong called me at 8:17am. i was like wat!? he asked for my ic no help me check my posting.. when he told me i got into chem process tech.. i jumped up immediately and was going mad.. so happy hahaa.. ok.. fast forward.. went to play soccer. weechong came my house to do a number of things

shit
use the net
play the com

yup.. those are the things. went to his gu-ma house den went to NUH visit jieying. kels, charlotte, jassemine and juletter were all there already.. hahaa.. went to playground joked a little den go chat with jieying.. den go jp makan, den walk kels home cuz i dared her to.. hahaa.. came back home.. new tv!!! yay.. so cool man.. now my furnitures look so much better.. hahaa..

i'll write till here.. smiles always.. SurF on.. weeee~~~~

Hair cut..

2006-02-28T22:05:00.000+08:00

today's a fairly good day for me.. juz that i cut my hair.. it's super short and there's this little tail at the end of my hair.. dint know why my aunt did that to my hair.. i dont its gonna look nice.. yuck.. eww.. hahaa.. anyway.. day's fine all i do is eat, use the com, play the PS2 eat again, com den off to bed.. so boring man.. no work for this whole week.. i'm gonna die man, rot at home.. zzz.. no cash so irritatin.. cant proceed with wat i've planned.. grrrr... was readin xueliang's blog late last night.. all the stuff.. hhaha.. yea.. stuff. hahaa.. was so enthralled by it.. anyway. its a simple blog but he doesn't wish to announce bout it yet.. wants to keep it descreet.. lol.. well that's some people's private life eh?? gotta juz respect it.. hahaa..

ahhh... i'm so bored at home.. wat can i do?? if ur gonna ask me why i dont wanna go out.. its cuz when ur out you've gotta spend and that sucks when ur saving up for something else.. hahaa. so ya.. that's my reasoning.. but i might juz go out.. to kill time and for abit of fresh air.. to where that i do not know.. hahaa.. well i'm off.. to chat.. adios amigo =D

Happy

2006-02-27T14:51:00.000+08:00

My latest post in like ages.. hahaa.. well i was lazy, so kept procrastinating bout bloggin.. hahaa.. ok bout the last week.. i was real happy.. umm.. on sat my mom brought me to IMM and bought me my 25-hour gallery watch.. yay!!! i was waitin for it since june last year and its finally mine!!! hhahaa.. den at IMM waited for weechong, xue, char, kel, leslie and serene to end their job den went to my house there the kopi tiam makan.. i sat awhile only den went off already.

Mon
i went to play soccer with my frens at Rulang.. quite alot of people played. den after that went to wait for serene together with zhili and leslie. went to jurong point and they bought me a pair of Levi's shoes for my super super super belated bday present.. wee~~ hahaaa.. den at night go jurong point again. Meet yanting, mengwee and xueliang and charlotte. walk about den gotta do leslie a favour.. and that is to prevent the SK jewellery shop from closing cuz... blah blah blah.. den went to McCafe to drink coffee. me and yanting ordered the large mochaccino. super big cup man.. den mengwee got dunno wat la. den yanting spill his coffee cuz when he drinkin i said you drinkin soup arh?? den he laugh and spill his coffee, me and mengwee laugh till stomachache man.. so funny. den met weechong den he take taxi send us all back.. the yanting joker leh.. keep imitating the person readin the add thing.. hahaa..

Dunno wat day this is but think is thursday.. went to bugis with mengwee to meet jieying, joyce, xueliang and charlotte. ate pastamania.. i juz go and eat their food la.. den walk about.. wanna buy a ring but counldn't decide so.. forget bout it.. after that xueliang send joyce back left me jieying mengwee and char. go sakae to eat.. not bad.. nice.. hahaa.. jieying paid, i think. she keep tickling me non-stop man.. so sick.. den i got no escape.. stuck in the corner.. next to a blob.. zzz.. hahaa.. ooops.. think mengwee and charlotte back together again.. good for them... =D went home den forgot wat i did..

think that's all.. blog again some other time.. hahaa.. bye

..

2006-02-04T23:32:00.000+08:00

sigh.. nuthin to blog bout. except for work.. its fun.. better by the day.. hahaa.. kills time plus cash earned.. not bad.. nothing to do everyday.. thursday after work my frens came to my place to play.. den noisy la.. but not very long cuz it was late.. den i did something lame.. i juz went over to charlotte's drink and finished it.. den i suddenly realised it was hers.. den apologised.. everyone keep laughin man.. i no face already la.. host somemore.. den they go eat opp my house.. nuthin else already.. except learnt a horrible truth juz now.. suddenly feel so depressed by it.. sigh.. dun wish to talk bout it..

CNY..

2006-02-01T22:23:00.000+08:00

ok.. bout my Chinese New Year.. let's do it by dates..
28th Jan
New Year's eve.. went to my uncle's place to eat.. ate quite alot la.. hahaa.. den super full.. hahaa.. ate lotsa lotsa abalone.. yummy.. =D den all my cousins there.. keep joking.. den watch this chinese show.. very funny too.. den my cousins they all gamble.. hahaaa.. make alot of noise sia.. lol.. den went hme bout 9 plus 10 plus.. took cab with my family.. hahaa.. oh ya.. received red packets too.. hahaa.. at home started to rip em.. aiya no needa be excited one le.. the amount every year the same one.. hahaa.. very predictable.. but one of em will give double the amount.. hahaa.. so good.. at home watch tv.. till like 1 plus.. read abit of papers.. den went to bed already..

29th Jan
New Year!!! chinese one of course.. woke up den parents and sis went to church first.. den me and bro at home play first.. den left.. went to aunt's place.. when reach only got my family and my 3rd aunt family.. den subsequently the rest came.. the usual peeps.. hahaa.. ate lunch den watch Legend of Zorro.. den slack around.. play play.. den watch Serenity.. dint really watch it la.. was taking photos with my cousins and nephews.. oh ya. bout em, there's something i needa say bout em.. there're choatic but adorable.. hahaa.. they came in some traditional chinese cloth.. hahaa.. like 少爷 like that.. lolx.. so cute.. oh gosh.. first time i'm usin the word cute.. hahaa.. had dinner den slack around.. den played mahjong all the way!!! till 430am.. phew.. den went to slp..

30th Jan
Woke up at 9 plus.. gosh so tired man.. bathed den went to meet my parents went to m'sia.. visit lor... den go my cousin's mom-in-law's place for dinner.. ate xing hua noodles.. so nice man.. first time eating it.. oh ya.. lunch at big aunt's place.. so many peeps man.. like 20 plus??
had to open 3 round tables.. lotsa food.. yum yum.. hahaa.. den went back s'pore.. go back aunt's place.. played com den mahjong too.. this time till 4am?? yup.. den ate supper.. shd be breakfast la since its morning.. till 5.. den go slp.. keep on joking sia.. with my cousins and bro.. den laugh till can puke.. knocked out..

31th Jan
Breakfast again.. den play com.. den see the rest mahjong.. den 2 cousins went home.. den suppose to watch Memoirs of a Geisha with alda.. but in the end did not.. hahaa.. den i slept awhile den dinner time.. yawn so tired.. ate alot too then chat with mom, cousin and aunt.. den watch abit of tv den go hme.. kailing saw me at je.. but too bad i dint see her, pity. Went back home den use com till 12plus?? yup.. den chatted with kailing till 2 plus.. she kept on denying that she's not tired.. so funny.. went to bed after that..

1 Feb
woke up no one home.. sis & mom sick.. went to see doc.. no breakfast.. ate a slice of cheese no lunch cuz mom nvr cook.. so heck care.. den went to movies with kailing.. Memoirs of a Geisha.. so so so hungry man.. the film's nice.. hahaa.. the actresses too.. i prefer Gong Li to Zhang Ziyi in the film though i like the other way round in real life.. hahhaa.. den after the show accompanied her to Gombak.. meet her fren.. pass her this band at the very last min went my train arrived.. den bought dinner.. watch American Idol too.. ok la.. those that suck really suck.. *grins..* tmr needa work.. sigh.. got lotsa my frens going too.. total like 10 of us?? hahaa.. sure very 热闹 one.. lolx.. gotta slp early..